Verse
A#m
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
F7
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
A#m
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
F7
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
A#m
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
F7
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
A#m
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
F7
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
A#m
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
A#m
When you walked through the door
F#
It was clear to me (clear to me)
F7 A#m
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
A#m
You’re a … rock star (baby)
D#m
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
F7 A#m
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
A#m F7 A#m
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
A#m
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
F7
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
A#m
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
F7
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
A#m
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
F7
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
A#m
D# little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
F7
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
A#m
When you walked through the door
F#
It was clear to me (clear to me)
F7 A#m
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
A#m
You’re a … rock star (baby)
D#m
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
F7 A#m
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
A#m F7 A#m
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
A#m
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
F7
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
A#m
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
F7
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
A#m
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
F7
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
A#m
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
F7
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
A#m
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
F7
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
A#m
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
F7
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
A#m
When you walked through the door
F#
It was clear to me (clear to me)
F7 A#m
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
A#m
You’re a … rock star (baby)
D#m
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
F7 A#m
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
A#m F7 A#m
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
A#m
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
F7
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
A#m
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
F7
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
A#m
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
F7 A#m
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!
F7 A#m
Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah