Verse
F#m
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
C#7
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
F#m
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
C#7
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
F#m
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
C#7
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
F#m
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
C#7
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
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In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
F#m
When you walked through the door
D
It was clear to me (clear to me)
C#7 F#m
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
F#m
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Bm
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
C#7 F#m
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
F#m C#7 F#m
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
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The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
C#7
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
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Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
C#7
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
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Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
C#7
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
F#m
B little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
C#7
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
F#m
When you walked through the door
D
It was clear to me (clear to me)
C#7 F#m
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
F#m
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Bm
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
C#7 F#m
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
F#m C#7 F#m
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
F#m
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
C#7
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
F#m
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
C#7
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
F#m
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
C#7
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
F#m
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
C#7
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
F#m
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
C#7
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
F#m
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
C#7
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
F#m
When you walked through the door
D
It was clear to me (clear to me)
C#7 F#m
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
F#m
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Bm
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
C#7 F#m
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
F#m C#7 F#m
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
F#m
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
C#7
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
F#m
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
C#7
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
F#m
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
C#7 F#m
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!
C#7 F#m
Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah