Verse
Cm
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can
G7
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
Cm
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
G7
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
Cm
On her massive Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
G7
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again
Cm
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
G7
Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
Cm
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
Cm
When you walked through the door
G#
It was clear to me (clear to me)
G7 Cm
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Cm
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Fm
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
G7 Cm
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Cm G7 Cm
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE TWO)
Cm
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
G7
Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Cm
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine
G7
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'
Cm
Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
G7
And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion
Cm
F little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
G7
Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch
They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
(CHORUS)
Cm
When you walked through the door
G#
It was clear to me (clear to me)
G7 Cm
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Cm
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Fm
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
G7 Cm
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Cm G7 Cm
We're the ones who made you
(VERSE THREE)
Cm
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without,
G7
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
Cm
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
G7
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
Cm
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
G7
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Cm
Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)
G7
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Cm
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
G7
I think he’s about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya
Cm
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
G7
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
(CHORUS)
Cm
When you walked through the door
G#
It was clear to me (clear to me)
G7 Cm
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
Cm
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Fm
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
G7 Cm
Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)
Cm G7 Cm
We're the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Cm
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
G7
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Cm
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
G7
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Cm
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
G7 Cm
I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!
G7 Cm
Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah