Intro
Bm G
Yeah, yeah, sick
(d.a. got that dope)
[Chorus 1]
Bm
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
G
Like you took a bite off of that
Bm
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
G
Like trying to fight off a gnat
[Verse 1]
Bm
Still stackin' my chips, hoes
G
Higher than Shaq on his tiptoes
Bm
Atop the Empire State Buildin'
G
This shit is like child's play, childrеn
Bm
I will anni-nihilate, kill them
G
I'll fuck around and pile еight million
Bm
Dead little juveniles, wait, chill, then
G
I'll await my trial date 'til then (What?)
[Verse 2]
Bm
Ain't nothin' you say could ever trump (Nah)
G
mic, pencil get killed (Yeah)
Bm
If you're hypersensitive, I wasn't referencing
G
the vice president, chill (Chill)
Bm
I mean my penmanship at times tends to get
G
ill, violence but with skill
Bm
That's why I hence when I write ends up with
G
the mic and pencil gettin' killed (Haha, yeah, hold up)
[Verse 3]
Bm
And I'm still ride or die for the squad (Yeah)
So you know which side that I'm on
G
If a battle line's ever drawn,
but if I get involved
Bm
It'll be like K9's in a brawl
But not similar to Mike Vick at all
Cause even if I don't have a dog
in the fight They ain't never
gonna get rid of the
G
fight in the dog
[Verse 4]
Bm
Got stripes like a tiger, so you might
get mauled, a mic in the palms
Like claws, I can swing right for your jaw
G
And rip it off with one swipe of the paw
Bm
Bitch, you still on my dick or nah? (Nah)
If I suck, your wife is a straw (Straw)
I'm sick and I'm not gonna cover my
G
mouth next time that I cough 'cause
[Chorus 2]
Bm
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
G
Like you took a bite off of that
Bm
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
G
Like trying to fight off a gnat
[Verse 4]
Bm
And d.a. got that dope he sends to me
It's like pneumonia symptoms and
G
contracting COVID instantly
Bm
Which is what separates my flow from
G
theirs So that no one gets even close
Bm
to this to pose a risk to me
So vocalistically (What?) that's
G
social distancing (Yeah)
[Verse 5]
Bm
Flow going viral, you best stay strapped
With that Lysol and get way back
G
Get that Pine-Sol and that Ajax
Bm
Cause this dry cough is just like
G
football umpires calling a playback
Bm
Bitch, back the fuck up like fifteen
G
yards, these rhymes call for a face mask
[Verse 6]
Bm
Another fourteen-day quarantine
they're cordoning like a horror scene
G Bm
like me metaphorically Damn
Cause them stay-at-home orders seem
G
Like they just keep getting more extreme
Bm
Who knows when this nightmare will end
G
Marilyn Like Monroe, Norma Jean
[Verse 7]
Bm
Still got that heroin lyrical drip
with that morphine and that Thorazine
Cause I'm so fucking dope
G Bm
and you're a fiend And that's the one
thing that hasn't changed (Nope)
G
For some semblance of normalcy
Bm G
But I might need that Hydrochloroquine
cause I got that (Yeah)
[Bridge]
Dm
The Dark Horse, I'm a knight-mare
Mom fed me Valium like air (Mmm)
Thought that's why they called it a high chair (Woah)
I got a contact like eyewear (Woah)
Dm
Wait a minute, bitch, let me lie here (Uh)
20/20 hindsight in my side mirror
Every year, you drop the ball like Times Square
My hair trigger whenever I get an idea's
Dm
Like, fuck, now my name rings out like a sponge mop
And my drip was a drop
In the bucket, so that gun shot
You just heard just now in that one spot
Dm
Just came from the nine mil' that I just got
That's big bucks and I got a full money clip
and I'm loaded I ain't even mean to go the fuck off
[Verse 8] Eminem Raps Fast
D#
And I'm still totally inappropriate with an opiate
Gm
Groping it while I'm holding it like a trophy
D#
I'm hoping a little codeine'll get me OD'in'
Gm
Woah, everything is slow, I begin to floating
D#
I know that I'm getting loaded, the pen exploded
Gm
Hiroshima with the flows, a utopia
D#
With the dope, I'm an OG, I'm like the G.O.A.T.
Gm
Here to get your goat little bit of sodium, it's assault
[Verse 9] Eminem Raps Fast
D#
When I'm at the podium, at your throat holy
Gm
camoly I'm in the zone with the shit I'm on
D# Gm
Get Imodium and a commode because nobody's even close
D#
You're petroleum to plutonium, you're a phony
I'm at the crib with your ho Got her at the
Gm
pole like voting with no clothing Stripped down
D#
to a toe ring and here we go with the gloating
Gm
I've got my nose in the air like a Boeing
[Verse 10] Eminem Raps Continually Fast
D#
Then I got into a little bit of an argument with her
Gm
So I took a little lick of a Klonopin at dinner
D#
Then I hit her with the motherfucking ottoman and
Gm
bit her Then I shot her in the liver, delivered her
D#
to the bottom of the river (Dope) But I'm probably
Gm
gon' jump in the water with her With a wad of money
Cm
cause I got a lot of it And when it come to dripping
Dm
I be sopping like a hundred mile an hour
Gm
Never running out of either one of
them I gotta get it cause
[Chorus 2/Outro]
D#
They say these bars are like COVID
Gm
You get 'em right off the bat
D#
Infected with SARS and Corona
Gm
Like you took a bite off of that
D#
And it goes from martian to human
Gm
That's how the virus attacks
D#
They come at me with machine guns
Gm
Like trying to fight off a gnat