Intro
C#m A
Yeah, yeah, sick
(d.a. got that dope)
[Chorus 1]
C#m
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
A
Like you took a bite off of that
C#m
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
A
Like trying to fight off a gnat
[Verse 1]
C#m
Still stackin' my chips, hoes
A
Higher than Shaq on his tiptoes
C#m
Atop the Empire State Buildin'
A
This shit is like child's play, childrеn
C#m
I will anni-nihilate, kill them
A
I'll fuck around and pile еight million
C#m
Dead little juveniles, wait, chill, then
A
I'll await my trial date 'til then (What?)
[Verse 2]
C#m
Ain't nothin' you say could ever trump (Nah)
A
mic, pencil get killed (Yeah)
C#m
If you're hypersensitive, I wasn't referencing
A
the vice president, chill (Chill)
C#m
I mean my penmanship at times tends to get
A
ill, violence but with skill
C#m
That's why I hence when I write ends up with
A
the mic and pencil gettin' killed (Haha, yeah, hold up)
[Verse 3]
C#m
And I'm still ride or die for the squad (Yeah)
So you know which side that I'm on
A
If a battle line's ever drawn,
but if I get involved
C#m
It'll be like K9's in a brawl
But not similar to Mike Vick at all
Cause even if I don't have a dog
in the fight They ain't never
gonna get rid of the
A
fight in the dog
[Verse 4]
C#m
Got stripes like a tiger, so you might
get mauled, a mic in the palms
Like claws, I can swing right for your jaw
A
And rip it off with one swipe of the paw
C#m
Bitch, you still on my dick or nah? (Nah)
If I suck, your wife is a straw (Straw)
I'm sick and I'm not gonna cover my
A
mouth next time that I cough 'cause
[Chorus 2]
C#m
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
A
Like you took a bite off of that
C#m
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
A
Like trying to fight off a gnat
[Verse 4]
C#m
And d.a. got that dope he sends to me
It's like pneumonia symptoms and
A
contracting COVID instantly
C#m
Which is what separates my flow from
A
theirs So that no one gets even close
C#m
to this to pose a risk to me
So vocalistically (What?) that's
A
social distancing (Yeah)
[Verse 5]
C#m
Flow going viral, you best stay strapped
With that Lysol and get way back
A
Get that Pine-Sol and that Ajax
C#m
Cause this dry cough is just like
A
football umpires calling a playback
C#m
Bitch, back the fuck up like fifteen
A
yards, these rhymes call for a face mask
[Verse 6]
C#m
Another fourteen-day quarantine
they're cordoning like a horror scene
A C#m
like me metaphorically Damn
Cause them stay-at-home orders seem
A
Like they just keep getting more extreme
C#m
Who knows when this nightmare will end
A
Marilyn Like Monroe, Norma Jean
[Verse 7]
C#m
Still got that heroin lyrical drip
with that morphine and that Thorazine
Cause I'm so fucking dope
A C#m
and you're a fiend And that's the one
thing that hasn't changed (Nope)
A
For some semblance of normalcy
C#m A
But I might need that Hydrochloroquine
cause I got that (Yeah)
[Bridge]
Em
The Dark Horse, I'm a knight-mare
Mom fed me Valium like air (Mmm)
Thought that's why they called it a high chair (Woah)
I got a contact like eyewear (Woah)
Em
Wait a minute, bitch, let me lie here (Uh)
20/20 hindsight in my side mirror
Every year, you drop the ball like Times Square
My hair trigger whenever I get an idea's
Em
Like, fuck, now my name rings out like a sponge mop
And my drip was a drop
In the bucket, so that gun shot
You just heard just now in that one spot
Em
Just came from the nine mil' that I just got
That's big bucks and I got a full money clip
and I'm loaded I ain't even mean to go the fuck off
[Verse 8] Eminem Raps Fast
F
And I'm still totally inappropriate with an opiate
Am
Groping it while I'm holding it like a trophy
F
I'm hoping a little codeine'll get me OD'in'
Am
Woah, everything is slow, I begin to floating
F
I know that I'm getting loaded, the pen exploded
Am
Hiroshima with the flows, a utopia
F
With the dope, I'm an OG, I'm like the G.O.A.T.
Am
Here to get your goat little bit of sodium, it's assault
[Verse 9] Eminem Raps Fast
F
When I'm at the podium, at your throat holy
Am
camoly I'm in the zone with the shit I'm on
F Am
Get Imodium and a commode because nobody's even close
F
You're petroleum to plutonium, you're a phony
I'm at the crib with your ho Got her at the
Am
pole like voting with no clothing Stripped down
F
to a toe ring and here we go with the gloating
Am
I've got my nose in the air like a Boeing
[Verse 10] Eminem Raps Continually Fast
F
Then I got into a little bit of an argument with her
Am
So I took a little lick of a Klonopin at dinner
F
Then I hit her with the motherfucking ottoman and
Am
bit her Then I shot her in the liver, delivered her
F
to the bottom of the river (Dope) But I'm probably
Am
gon' jump in the water with her With a wad of money
Dm
cause I got a lot of it And when it come to dripping
Em
I be sopping like a hundred mile an hour
Am
Never running out of either one of
them I gotta get it cause
[Chorus 2/Outro]
F
They say these bars are like COVID
Am
You get 'em right off the bat
F
Infected with SARS and Corona
Am
Like you took a bite off of that
F
And it goes from martian to human
Am
That's how the virus attacks
F
They come at me with machine guns
Am
Like trying to fight off a gnat