Intro
Cm G#
Yeah, yeah, sick
(d.a. got that dope)
[Chorus 1]
Cm
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
G#
Like you took a bite off of that
Cm
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
G#
Like trying to fight off a gnat
[Verse 1]
Cm
Still stackin' my chips, hoes
G#
Higher than Shaq on his tiptoes
Cm
Atop the Empire State Buildin'
G#
This shit is like child's play, childrеn
Cm
I will anni-nihilate, kill them
G#
I'll fuck around and pile еight million
Cm
Dead little juveniles, wait, chill, then
G#
I'll await my trial date 'til then (What?)
[Verse 2]
Cm
Ain't nothin' you say could ever trump (Nah)
G#
mic, pencil get killed (Yeah)
Cm
If you're hypersensitive, I wasn't referencing
G#
the vice president, chill (Chill)
Cm
I mean my penmanship at times tends to get
G#
ill, violence but with skill
Cm
That's why I hence when I write ends up with
G#
the mic and pencil gettin' killed (Haha, yeah, hold up)
[Verse 3]
Cm
And I'm still ride or die for the squad (Yeah)
So you know which side that I'm on
G#
If a battle line's ever drawn,
but if I get involved
Cm
It'll be like K9's in a brawl
But not similar to Mike Vick at all
Cause even if I don't have a dog
in the fight They ain't never
gonna get rid of the
G#
fight in the dog
[Verse 4]
Cm
Got stripes like a tiger, so you might
get mauled, a mic in the palms
Like claws, I can swing right for your jaw
G#
And rip it off with one swipe of the paw
Cm
Bitch, you still on my dick or nah? (Nah)
If I suck, your wife is a straw (Straw)
I'm sick and I'm not gonna cover my
G#
mouth next time that I cough 'cause
[Chorus 2]
Cm
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
G#
Like you took a bite off of that
Cm
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
G#
Like trying to fight off a gnat
[Verse 4]
Cm
And d.a. got that dope he sends to me
It's like pneumonia symptoms and
G#
contracting COVID instantly
Cm
Which is what separates my flow from
G#
theirs So that no one gets even close
Cm
to this to pose a risk to me
So vocalistically (What?) that's
G#
social distancing (Yeah)
[Verse 5]
Cm
Flow going viral, you best stay strapped
With that Lysol and get way back
G#
Get that Pine-Sol and that Ajax
Cm
Cause this dry cough is just like
G#
football umpires calling a playback
Cm
Bitch, back the fuck up like fifteen
G#
yards, these rhymes call for a face mask
[Verse 6]
Cm
Another fourteen-day quarantine
they're cordoning like a horror scene
G# Cm
like me metaphorically Damn
Cause them stay-at-home orders seem
G#
Like they just keep getting more extreme
Cm
Who knows when this nightmare will end
G#
Marilyn Like Monroe, Norma Jean
[Verse 7]
Cm
Still got that heroin lyrical drip
with that morphine and that Thorazine
Cause I'm so fucking dope
G# Cm
and you're a fiend And that's the one
thing that hasn't changed (Nope)
G#
For some semblance of normalcy
Cm G#
But I might need that Hydrochloroquine
cause I got that (Yeah)
[Bridge]
D#m
The Dark Horse, I'm a knight-mare
Mom fed me Valium like air (Mmm)
Thought that's why they called it a high chair (Woah)
I got a contact like eyewear (Woah)
D#m
Wait a minute, bitch, let me lie here (Uh)
20/20 hindsight in my side mirror
Every year, you drop the ball like Times Square
My hair trigger whenever I get an idea's
D#m
Like, fuck, now my name rings out like a sponge mop
And my drip was a drop
In the bucket, so that gun shot
You just heard just now in that one spot
D#m
Just came from the nine mil' that I just got
That's big bucks and I got a full money clip
and I'm loaded I ain't even mean to go the fuck off
[Verse 8] Eminem Raps Fast
E
And I'm still totally inappropriate with an opiate
G#m
Groping it while I'm holding it like a trophy
E
I'm hoping a little codeine'll get me OD'in'
G#m
Woah, everything is slow, I begin to floating
E
I know that I'm getting loaded, the pen exploded
G#m
Hiroshima with the flows, a utopia
E
With the dope, I'm an OG, I'm like the G.O.A.T.
G#m
Here to get your goat little bit of sodium, it's assault
[Verse 9] Eminem Raps Fast
E
When I'm at the podium, at your throat holy
G#m
camoly I'm in the zone with the shit I'm on
E G#m
Get Imodium and a commode because nobody's even close
E
You're petroleum to plutonium, you're a phony
I'm at the crib with your ho Got her at the
G#m
pole like voting with no clothing Stripped down
E
to a toe ring and here we go with the gloating
G#m
I've got my nose in the air like a Boeing
[Verse 10] Eminem Raps Continually Fast
E
Then I got into a little bit of an argument with her
G#m
So I took a little lick of a Klonopin at dinner
E
Then I hit her with the motherfucking ottoman and
G#m
bit her Then I shot her in the liver, delivered her
E
to the bottom of the river (Dope) But I'm probably
G#m
gon' jump in the water with her With a wad of money
C#m
cause I got a lot of it And when it come to dripping
D#m
I be sopping like a hundred mile an hour
G#m
Never running out of either one of
them I gotta get it cause
[Chorus 2/Outro]
E
They say these bars are like COVID
G#m
You get 'em right off the bat
E
Infected with SARS and Corona
G#m
Like you took a bite off of that
E
And it goes from martian to human
G#m
That's how the virus attacks
E
They come at me with machine guns
G#m
Like trying to fight off a gnat