Intro
Em C
Yeah, yeah, sick
(d.a. got that dope)
[Chorus 1]
Em
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
C
Like you took a bite off of that
Em
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
C
Like trying to fight off a gnat
[Verse 1]
Em
Still stackin' my chips, hoes
C
Higher than Shaq on his tiptoes
Em
Atop the Empire State Buildin'
C
This shit is like child's play, childrеn
Em
I will anni-nihilate, kill them
C
I'll fuck around and pile еight million
Em
Dead little juveniles, wait, chill, then
C
I'll await my trial date 'til then (What?)
[Verse 2]
Em
Ain't nothin' you say could ever trump (Nah)
C
mic, pencil get killed (Yeah)
Em
If you're hypersensitive, I wasn't referencing
C
the vice president, chill (Chill)
Em
I mean my penmanship at times tends to get
C
ill, violence but with skill
Em
That's why I hence when I write ends up with
C
the mic and pencil gettin' killed (Haha, yeah, hold up)
[Verse 3]
Em
And I'm still ride or die for the squad (Yeah)
So you know which side that I'm on
C
If a battle line's ever drawn,
but if I get involved
Em
It'll be like K9's in a brawl
But not similar to Mike Vick at all
Cause even if I don't have a dog
in the fight They ain't never
gonna get rid of the
C
fight in the dog
[Verse 4]
Em
Got stripes like a tiger, so you might
get mauled, a mic in the palms
Like claws, I can swing right for your jaw
C
And rip it off with one swipe of the paw
Em
Bitch, you still on my dick or nah? (Nah)
If I suck, your wife is a straw (Straw)
I'm sick and I'm not gonna cover my
C
mouth next time that I cough 'cause
[Chorus 2]
Em
They say these bars are like COVID
You get 'em right off the bat
Infected with SARS and Corona
C
Like you took a bite off of that
Em
And it goes from martian to human
That's how the virus attacks
They come at me with machine guns
C
Like trying to fight off a gnat
[Verse 4]
Em
And d.a. got that dope he sends to me
It's like pneumonia symptoms and
C
contracting COVID instantly
Em
Which is what separates my flow from
C
theirs So that no one gets even close
Em
to this to pose a risk to me
So vocalistically (What?) that's
C
social distancing (Yeah)
[Verse 5]
Em
Flow going viral, you best stay strapped
With that Lysol and get way back
C
Get that Pine-Sol and that Ajax
Em
Cause this dry cough is just like
C
football umpires calling a playback
Em
Bitch, back the fuck up like fifteen
C
yards, these rhymes call for a face mask
[Verse 6]
Em
Another fourteen-day quarantine
they're cordoning like a horror scene
C Em
like me metaphorically Damn
Cause them stay-at-home orders seem
C
Like they just keep getting more extreme
Em
Who knows when this nightmare will end
C
Marilyn Like Monroe, Norma Jean
[Verse 7]
Em
Still got that heroin lyrical drip
with that morphine and that Thorazine
Cause I'm so fucking dope
C Em
and you're a fiend And that's the one
thing that hasn't changed (Nope)
C
For some semblance of normalcy
Em C
But I might need that Hydrochloroquine
cause I got that (Yeah)
[Bridge]
Gm
The Dark Horse, I'm a knight-mare
Mom fed me Valium like air (Mmm)
Thought that's why they called it a high chair (Woah)
I got a contact like eyewear (Woah)
Gm
Wait a minute, bitch, let me lie here (Uh)
20/20 hindsight in my side mirror
Every year, you drop the ball like Times Square
My hair trigger whenever I get an idea's
Gm
Like, fuck, now my name rings out like a sponge mop
And my drip was a drop
In the bucket, so that gun shot
You just heard just now in that one spot
Gm
Just came from the nine mil' that I just got
That's big bucks and I got a full money clip
and I'm loaded I ain't even mean to go the fuck off
[Verse 8] Eminem Raps Fast
G#
And I'm still totally inappropriate with an opiate
Cm
Groping it while I'm holding it like a trophy
G#
I'm hoping a little codeine'll get me OD'in'
Cm
Woah, everything is slow, I begin to floating
G#
I know that I'm getting loaded, the pen exploded
Cm
Hiroshima with the flows, a utopia
G#
With the dope, I'm an OG, I'm like the G.O.A.T.
Cm
Here to get your goat little bit of sodium, it's assault
[Verse 9] Eminem Raps Fast
G#
When I'm at the podium, at your throat holy
Cm
camoly I'm in the zone with the shit I'm on
G# Cm
Get Imodium and a commode because nobody's even close
G#
You're petroleum to plutonium, you're a phony
I'm at the crib with your ho Got her at the
Cm
pole like voting with no clothing Stripped down
G#
to a toe ring and here we go with the gloating
Cm
I've got my nose in the air like a Boeing
[Verse 10] Eminem Raps Continually Fast
G#
Then I got into a little bit of an argument with her
Cm
So I took a little lick of a Klonopin at dinner
G#
Then I hit her with the motherfucking ottoman and
Cm
bit her Then I shot her in the liver, delivered her
G#
to the bottom of the river (Dope) But I'm probably
Cm
gon' jump in the water with her With a wad of money
Fm
cause I got a lot of it And when it come to dripping
Gm
I be sopping like a hundred mile an hour
Cm
Never running out of either one of
them I gotta get it cause
[Chorus 2/Outro]
G#
They say these bars are like COVID
Cm
You get 'em right off the bat
G#
Infected with SARS and Corona
Cm
Like you took a bite off of that
G#
And it goes from martian to human
Cm
That's how the virus attacks
G#
They come at me with machine guns
Cm
Like trying to fight off a gnat