Intro
F A# C / F D# C / F A# C / G# G F
F A# C
What would Brian Boitano do
F D# C
If he was here right now,
F
He'd make a plan
Dm
And he'd follow through,
A# C F
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
F
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
A# C
Skating for the gold,
F
He did two salchows and a triple lutz,
A# C F
While wearing a blind fold.
A
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Dm
Fighting grizzly bears,
A#
He used his magical fire breath,
C
And saved the maidens fair.
F A# C
So what would Brian Boitano do
F D# C
If he were here today,
F Dm
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
A# C F
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
D# A# C
I want this V-chip out of me,
D# A# C
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
Dm C
And I just want my mom
A# F
To stop fighting everyone
D#
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
C
Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do.
F A# C
And what would Brian Boitano do,
F D# C
He'd call all the kids in town,
F Dm
And tell them to unite for true
A# C F
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
Key change up half step
F# B C# / F# E C# / F B C# / A G# F#
F#
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
B C#
To the year 3010,
F#
He fought the evil robot kings
B C# F#
and saved the human race again
A#
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
Dm#
He beat up Kublai Khan.
B C# D
Causes Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body
G C D
So lets all get together,
G F D
And unite to stop our moms
G Em
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
C D G
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do.
G Em
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
C D G
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do…,
C D G
That's what Brian Boitano do.
The chord locations got screwed up when this was submitted, so just listen to the song
for the changes.