Intro
G C D / G F D / G C D / A# A G
G C D
What would Brian Boitano do
G F D
If he was here right now,
G
He'd make a plan
Em
And he'd follow through,
C D G
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
G
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
C D
Skating for the gold,
G
He did two salchows and a triple lutz,
C D G
While wearing a blind fold.
B
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Em
Fighting grizzly bears,
C
He used his magical fire breath,
D
And saved the maidens fair.
G C D
So what would Brian Boitano do
G F D
If he were here today,
G Em
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
C D G
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
F C D
I want this V-chip out of me,
F C D
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
Em D
And I just want my mom
C G
To stop fighting everyone
F
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
D
Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do.
G C D
And what would Brian Boitano do,
G F D
He'd call all the kids in town,
G Em
And tell them to unite for true
C D G
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
Key change up half step
G# C# D# / G# F# D# / G C# D# / B A# G#
G#
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
C# D#
To the year 3010,
G#
He fought the evil robot kings
C# D# G#
and saved the human race again
C
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
Em#
He beat up Kublai Khan.
C# D# E
Causes Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body
A D E
So lets all get together,
A G E
And unite to stop our moms
A F#m
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
D E A
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do.
A F#m
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
D E A
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do…,
D E A
That's what Brian Boitano do.
The chord locations got screwed up when this was submitted, so just listen to the song
for the changes.