Intro
D G A / D C A / D G A / F E D
D G A
What would Brian Boitano do
D C A
If he was here right now,
D
He'd make a plan
Bm
And he'd follow through,
G A D
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
D
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
G A
Skating for the gold,
D
He did two salchows and a triple lutz,
G A D
While wearing a blind fold.
F#
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Bm
Fighting grizzly bears,
G
He used his magical fire breath,
A
And saved the maidens fair.
D G A
So what would Brian Boitano do
D C A
If he were here today,
D Bm
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
G A D
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
C G A
I want this V-chip out of me,
C G A
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
Bm A
And I just want my mom
G D
To stop fighting everyone
C
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
A
Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do.
D G A
And what would Brian Boitano do,
D C A
He'd call all the kids in town,
D Bm
And tell them to unite for true
G A D
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
Key change up half step
D# G# A# / D# C# A# / D G# A# / F# F D#
D#
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
G# A#
To the year 3010,
D#
He fought the evil robot kings
G# A# D#
and saved the human race again
G
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
Bm#
He beat up Kublai Khan.
G# A# B
Causes Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body
E A B
So lets all get together,
E D B
And unite to stop our moms
E C#m
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
A B E
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do.
E C#m
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
A B E
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do…,
A B E
That's what Brian Boitano do.
The chord locations got screwed up when this was submitted, so just listen to the song
for the changes.