Intro
A D E / A G E / A D E / C B A
A D E
What would Brian Boitano do
A G E
If he was here right now,
A
He'd make a plan
F#m
And he'd follow through,
D E A
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
A
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
D E
Skating for the gold,
A
He did two salchows and a triple lutz,
D E A
While wearing a blind fold.
C#
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
F#m
Fighting grizzly bears,
D
He used his magical fire breath,
E
And saved the maidens fair.
A D E
So what would Brian Boitano do
A G E
If he were here today,
A F#m
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
D E A
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
G D E
I want this V-chip out of me,
G D E
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
F#m E
And I just want my mom
D A
To stop fighting everyone
G
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
E
Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do.
A D E
And what would Brian Boitano do,
A G E
He'd call all the kids in town,
A F#m
And tell them to unite for true
D E A
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
Key change up half step
A# D# F / A# G# F / A D# F / C# C A#
A#
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
D# F
To the year 3010,
A#
He fought the evil robot kings
D# F A#
and saved the human race again
D
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
F#m#
He beat up Kublai Khan.
D# F F#
Causes Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body
B E F#
So lets all get together,
B A F#
And unite to stop our moms
B G#m
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
E F# B
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do.
B G#m
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
E F# B
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do…,
E F# B
That's what Brian Boitano do.
The chord locations got screwed up when this was submitted, so just listen to the song
for the changes.