Intro
C F G / C A# G / C F G / D# D C
C F G
What would Brian Boitano do
C A# G
If he was here right now,
C
He'd make a plan
Am
And he'd follow through,
F G C
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
C
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
F G
Skating for the gold,
C
He did two salchows and a triple lutz,
F G C
While wearing a blind fold.
E
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Am
Fighting grizzly bears,
F
He used his magical fire breath,
G
And saved the maidens fair.
C F G
So what would Brian Boitano do
C A# G
If he were here today,
C Am
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
F G C
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
A# F G
I want this V-chip out of me,
A# F G
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
Am G
And I just want my mom
F C
To stop fighting everyone
A#
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
G
Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do.
C F G
And what would Brian Boitano do,
C A# G
He'd call all the kids in town,
C Am
And tell them to unite for true
F G C
That's what Brian Boitano would do.
Key change up half step
C# F# G# / C# B G# / C F# G# / E D# C#
C#
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
F# G#
To the year 3010,
C#
He fought the evil robot kings
F# G# C#
and saved the human race again
F
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
Am#
He beat up Kublai Khan.
F# G# A
Causes Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body
D G A
So lets all get together,
D C A
And unite to stop our moms
D Bm
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
G A D
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do.
D Bm
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
G A D
Cause that's what Brian Boitano do…,
G A D
That's what Brian Boitano do.
The chord locations got screwed up when this was submitted, so just listen to the song
for the changes.