Intro
D C
When I look at your face
G D
I'm definitely not in love
D C
And I mean when I say
G
I'm definitely not
D D (single strum)
I'm definitely not in love
[Verse 1]
D C
You think I tell my mom about you? I don't (I do)
G D
If you think your tattoos make you hot, fuck off
D C G D
Your jokes never make me laugh, I never miss when you're away, I don't like you
D C
Who cares if your hair is a new color every other day
G D
I won't think about you tomorrow and I sure as hell didn't think about you yesterday
[Chorus]
D C
When I look at your face
G D
I'm definitely not in love
D C
And I mean when I say
G
I'm definitely not
D
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
D C G D
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
D C G D
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
[Verse 2]
D C
No I don't wanna kiss your lips or hold your hand
G D
And no I don't want us to listen to your stupid emo bands
D C
You drive like a crazy man, your piercings aren't edgy
G D
Your sarcasm isn't witty and if I ever get my hands on you
N.F
There's no telling what I'll do
[Chorus]
D C
When I look at your face
G D
I'm definitely not in love
D C
And I mean when I say
G
I'm definitely not
D
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
D C G D
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
D C G D
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
D C G D
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
D C G D
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Verse 3]
D C
I know I drive you crazy when I sing too loud and off-key
G D
And how I love firing you up after you just insulted me
D C
You hate LA and the rock band scene
G
You say I can't handle my booze
D
I wear stripper shoes
D (single strum)
And you'd never be with a girl like me
[Chorus]
D C
When I look at your face
G D
I'm definitely not in love
D C
And I mean when I say
G
I'm definitely not
D
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
D C G D
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
D C G D
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
D C G D
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
D C G D
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Outro]
D G C D
No, no, no, no
D G C D
No, no, no, no
D G C D
No, no, no, no
D C
Swear to God, Swear to God
G D
Swear to God,
D
No don't kiss me
C
No don't leave me
G D
No don't leave me now
D D
Swear to God, Swear to God
A
I'm not in love