Intro
G F
When I look at your face
C G
I'm definitely not in love
G F
And I mean when I say
C
I'm definitely not
G G (single strum)
I'm definitely not in love
[Verse 1]
G F
You think I tell my mom about you? I don't (I do)
C G
If you think your tattoos make you hot, fuck off
G F C G
Your jokes never make me laugh, I never miss when you're away, I don't like you
G F
Who cares if your hair is a new color every other day
C G
I won't think about you tomorrow and I sure as hell didn't think about you yesterday
[Chorus]
G F
When I look at your face
C G
I'm definitely not in love
G F
And I mean when I say
C
I'm definitely not
G
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
G F C G
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
G F C G
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
[Verse 2]
G F
No I don't wanna kiss your lips or hold your hand
C G
And no I don't want us to listen to your stupid emo bands
G F
You drive like a crazy man, your piercings aren't edgy
C G
Your sarcasm isn't witty and if I ever get my hands on you
N.A#
There's no telling what I'll do
[Chorus]
G F
When I look at your face
C G
I'm definitely not in love
G F
And I mean when I say
C
I'm definitely not
G
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
G F C G
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
G F C G
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
G F C G
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
G F C G
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Verse 3]
G F
I know I drive you crazy when I sing too loud and off-key
C G
And how I love firing you up after you just insulted me
G F
You hate LA and the rock band scene
C
You say I can't handle my booze
G
I wear stripper shoes
G (single strum)
And you'd never be with a girl like me
[Chorus]
G F
When I look at your face
C G
I'm definitely not in love
G F
And I mean when I say
C
I'm definitely not
G
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
G F C G
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
G F C G
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
G F C G
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
G F C G
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Outro]
G C F G
No, no, no, no
G C F G
No, no, no, no
G C F G
No, no, no, no
G F
Swear to God, Swear to God
C G
Swear to God,
G
No don't kiss me
F
No don't leave me
C G
No don't leave me now
G G
Swear to God, Swear to God
D
I'm not in love