Intro
E D
When I look at your face
A E
I'm definitely not in love
E D
And I mean when I say
A
I'm definitely not
E E (single strum)
I'm definitely not in love
[Verse 1]
E D
You think I tell my mom about you? I don't (I do)
A E
If you think your tattoos make you hot, fuck off
E D A E
Your jokes never make me laugh, I never miss when you're away, I don't like you
E D
Who cares if your hair is a new color every other day
A E
I won't think about you tomorrow and I sure as hell didn't think about you yesterday
[Chorus]
E D
When I look at your face
A E
I'm definitely not in love
E D
And I mean when I say
A
I'm definitely not
E
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
E D A E
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
E D A E
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
[Verse 2]
E D
No I don't wanna kiss your lips or hold your hand
A E
And no I don't want us to listen to your stupid emo bands
E D
You drive like a crazy man, your piercings aren't edgy
A E
Your sarcasm isn't witty and if I ever get my hands on you
N.G
There's no telling what I'll do
[Chorus]
E D
When I look at your face
A E
I'm definitely not in love
E D
And I mean when I say
A
I'm definitely not
E
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
E D A E
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
E D A E
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
E D A E
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
E D A E
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Verse 3]
E D
I know I drive you crazy when I sing too loud and off-key
A E
And how I love firing you up after you just insulted me
E D
You hate LA and the rock band scene
A
You say I can't handle my booze
E
I wear stripper shoes
E (single strum)
And you'd never be with a girl like me
[Chorus]
E D
When I look at your face
A E
I'm definitely not in love
E D
And I mean when I say
A
I'm definitely not
E
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
E D A E
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
E D A E
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
E D A E
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
E D A E
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Outro]
E A D E
No, no, no, no
E A D E
No, no, no, no
E A D E
No, no, no, no
E D
Swear to God, Swear to God
A E
Swear to God,
E
No don't kiss me
D
No don't leave me
A E
No don't leave me now
E E
Swear to God, Swear to God
B
I'm not in love