Intro
B A
When I look at your face
E B
I'm definitely not in love
B A
And I mean when I say
E
I'm definitely not
B B (single strum)
I'm definitely not in love
[Verse 1]
B A
You think I tell my mom about you? I don't (I do)
E B
If you think your tattoos make you hot, fuck off
B A E B
Your jokes never make me laugh, I never miss when you're away, I don't like you
B A
Who cares if your hair is a new color every other day
E B
I won't think about you tomorrow and I sure as hell didn't think about you yesterday
[Chorus]
B A
When I look at your face
E B
I'm definitely not in love
B A
And I mean when I say
E
I'm definitely not
B
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
B A E B
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
B A E B
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
[Verse 2]
B A
No I don't wanna kiss your lips or hold your hand
E B
And no I don't want us to listen to your stupid emo bands
B A
You drive like a crazy man, your piercings aren't edgy
E B
Your sarcasm isn't witty and if I ever get my hands on you
N.D
There's no telling what I'll do
[Chorus]
B A
When I look at your face
E B
I'm definitely not in love
B A
And I mean when I say
E
I'm definitely not
B
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
B A E B
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
B A E B
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
B A E B
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
B A E B
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Verse 3]
B A
I know I drive you crazy when I sing too loud and off-key
E B
And how I love firing you up after you just insulted me
B A
You hate LA and the rock band scene
E
You say I can't handle my booze
B
I wear stripper shoes
B (single strum)
And you'd never be with a girl like me
[Chorus]
B A
When I look at your face
E B
I'm definitely not in love
B A
And I mean when I say
E
I'm definitely not
B
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
B A E B
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
B A E B
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
B A E B
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
B A E B
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Outro]
B E A B
No, no, no, no
B E A B
No, no, no, no
B E A B
No, no, no, no
B A
Swear to God, Swear to God
E B
Swear to God,
B
No don't kiss me
A
No don't leave me
E B
No don't leave me now
B B
Swear to God, Swear to God
F#
I'm not in love