Intro
A G
When I look at your face
D A
I'm definitely not in love
A G
And I mean when I say
D
I'm definitely not
A A (single strum)
I'm definitely not in love
[Verse 1]
A G
You think I tell my mom about you? I don't (I do)
D A
If you think your tattoos make you hot, fuck off
A G D A
Your jokes never make me laugh, I never miss when you're away, I don't like you
A G
Who cares if your hair is a new color every other day
D A
I won't think about you tomorrow and I sure as hell didn't think about you yesterday
[Chorus]
A G
When I look at your face
D A
I'm definitely not in love
A G
And I mean when I say
D
I'm definitely not
A
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
A G D A
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
A G D A
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
[Verse 2]
A G
No I don't wanna kiss your lips or hold your hand
D A
And no I don't want us to listen to your stupid emo bands
A G
You drive like a crazy man, your piercings aren't edgy
D A
Your sarcasm isn't witty and if I ever get my hands on you
N.C
There's no telling what I'll do
[Chorus]
A G
When I look at your face
D A
I'm definitely not in love
A G
And I mean when I say
D
I'm definitely not
A
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
A G D A
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
A G D A
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
A G D A
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
A G D A
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Verse 3]
A G
I know I drive you crazy when I sing too loud and off-key
D A
And how I love firing you up after you just insulted me
A G
You hate LA and the rock band scene
D
You say I can't handle my booze
A
I wear stripper shoes
A (single strum)
And you'd never be with a girl like me
[Chorus]
A G
When I look at your face
D A
I'm definitely not in love
A G
And I mean when I say
D
I'm definitely not
A
I'm definitely not in love
[Bridge]
A G D A
When you tell me that I'm pretty when I'm feeling really shitty (I'm not in love)
A G D A
When I'm riding in your junker and we're headed for the city (I'm not in love)
A G D A
When I'm too drunk to drive so I'm sleeping in a daze (I'm not in love)
A G D A
When you lean in really close acting like you're gonna kiss me (I'm not in love)
[Outro]
A D G A
No, no, no, no
A D G A
No, no, no, no
A D G A
No, no, no, no
A G
Swear to God, Swear to God
D A
Swear to God,
A
No don't kiss me
G
No don't leave me
D A
No don't leave me now
A A
Swear to God, Swear to God
E
I'm not in love