[Verse 1]
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It's just a question of sport, we’re all just setting the course
C#
We're all just cracking the whip with some incredible force
C#
Well that's one hell of a trip
C# A# A
It’s not quite justified
C#
Well I don't care if it dies it's entertainment
C#
Don't call it cruel, define exploitation
C#
Well that's one hell of a quip
C# A# A C#
Not quite biding well
[Chorus]
N.E D#7
And I wouldn't place a bet if you paid me
D#7 F#7
I'd always end up losing my money
F#7 C# C#7
On some stupid horse again
C# A#
I'm not here to makе friends
A# D#7
Can’t you comprehend?
D#7 F#7
It’s just not all that grand
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[Verse 2]
C#
Wе all gather on our artificial lawns
C#
Discussing chemtrails and the problems at our schools
C#
It's not my fault, you can’t tell me that I'm wrong
C# A# A
Well I don't care for anything apart from my returns
C#
And if I bet my 401k, what's the harm?
C#
Got to tuck my kid in in my new 5 bedroom home
C#
Don’t wanna hear you complain about your loans
C# A# A
You're just not qualified
C#
[Chorus]
N.E D#7
And I wouldn't place a bet if you paid me
D#7 F#7
I'd always end up losing my money
F#7 C# C#7
On some stupid horse again
C# A#
I'm not here to make friends
A# D#7
Can't you comprehend?
D#7 F#7 A#
It's just not all that grand
[Bridge]
A# A F#7
And this is not my hill to die on
A# B
This is not my hill, ugh
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[Outro]
C#
Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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C# C# D D# D#7 F#7
C# C B A# D#7 F#7
F#7 F#7 F#7 F#7
C#7
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