[Verse 1]
D#
It's just a question of sport, we’re all just setting the course
D#
We're all just cracking the whip with some incredible force
D#
Well that's one hell of a trip
D# C B
It’s not quite justified
D#
Well I don't care if it dies it's entertainment
D#
Don't call it cruel, define exploitation
D#
Well that's one hell of a quip
D# C B D#
Not quite biding well
[Chorus]
N.F# F7
And I wouldn't place a bet if you paid me
F7 G#7
I'd always end up losing my money
G#7 D# D#7
On some stupid horse again
D# C
I'm not here to makе friends
C F7
Can’t you comprehend?
F7 G#7
It’s just not all that grand
D#
[Verse 2]
D#
Wе all gather on our artificial lawns
D#
Discussing chemtrails and the problems at our schools
D#
It's not my fault, you can’t tell me that I'm wrong
D# C B
Well I don't care for anything apart from my returns
D#
And if I bet my 401k, what's the harm?
D#
Got to tuck my kid in in my new 5 bedroom home
D#
Don’t wanna hear you complain about your loans
D# C B
You're just not qualified
D#
[Chorus]
N.F# F7
And I wouldn't place a bet if you paid me
F7 G#7
I'd always end up losing my money
G#7 D# D#7
On some stupid horse again
D# C
I'm not here to make friends
C F7
Can't you comprehend?
F7 G#7 C
It's just not all that grand
[Bridge]
C B G#7
And this is not my hill to die on
C C#
This is not my hill, ugh
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[Outro]
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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