[Verse 1]
F
It's just a question of sport, we’re all just setting the course
F
We're all just cracking the whip with some incredible force
F
Well that's one hell of a trip
F D C#
It’s not quite justified
F
Well I don't care if it dies it's entertainment
F
Don't call it cruel, define exploitation
F
Well that's one hell of a quip
F D C# F
Not quite biding well
[Chorus]
N.G# G7
And I wouldn't place a bet if you paid me
G7 A#7
I'd always end up losing my money
A#7 F F7
On some stupid horse again
F D
I'm not here to makе friends
D G7
Can’t you comprehend?
G7 A#7
It’s just not all that grand
F
[Verse 2]
F
Wе all gather on our artificial lawns
F
Discussing chemtrails and the problems at our schools
F
It's not my fault, you can’t tell me that I'm wrong
F D C#
Well I don't care for anything apart from my returns
F
And if I bet my 401k, what's the harm?
F
Got to tuck my kid in in my new 5 bedroom home
F
Don’t wanna hear you complain about your loans
F D C#
You're just not qualified
F
[Chorus]
N.G# G7
And I wouldn't place a bet if you paid me
G7 A#7
I'd always end up losing my money
A#7 F F7
On some stupid horse again
F D
I'm not here to make friends
D G7
Can't you comprehend?
G7 A#7 D
It's just not all that grand
[Bridge]
D C# A#7
And this is not my hill to die on
D D#
This is not my hill, ugh
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[Outro]
F
Grand, Grand National
F
Grand, Grand National
F
Grand, Grand National
F
Grand, Grand National
F
Grand, Grand National
F
Grand, Grand National
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
F F Gb G G7 A#7
F E D# D G7 A#7
A#7 A#7 A#7 A#7
F7
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