[Verse 1]
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It's just a question of sport, we’re all just setting the course
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We're all just cracking the whip with some incredible force
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Well that's one hell of a trip
D B A#
It’s not quite justified
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Well I don't care if it dies it's entertainment
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Don't call it cruel, define exploitation
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Well that's one hell of a quip
D B A# D
Not quite biding well
[Chorus]
N.F E7
And I wouldn't place a bet if you paid me
E7 G7
I'd always end up losing my money
G7 D D7
On some stupid horse again
D B
I'm not here to makе friends
B E7
Can’t you comprehend?
E7 G7
It’s just not all that grand
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[Verse 2]
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Wе all gather on our artificial lawns
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Discussing chemtrails and the problems at our schools
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It's not my fault, you can’t tell me that I'm wrong
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Well I don't care for anything apart from my returns
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And if I bet my 401k, what's the harm?
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Got to tuck my kid in in my new 5 bedroom home
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Don’t wanna hear you complain about your loans
D B A#
You're just not qualified
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[Chorus]
N.F E7
And I wouldn't place a bet if you paid me
E7 G7
I'd always end up losing my money
G7 D D7
On some stupid horse again
D B
I'm not here to make friends
B E7
Can't you comprehend?
E7 G7 B
It's just not all that grand
[Bridge]
B A# G7
And this is not my hill to die on
B C
This is not my hill, ugh
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[Outro]
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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Grand, Grand National
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