Verse
G#
This country’s sure got problems
C# G#
Corruption, crime, and drugs.
G#
And though we try to fix the world
D#
The world just hates our guts.
G#
But for all our woes and troubles
C# G#
I still love the US
G#
‘Cause compared to the rest of the world
D# G#
America sucks less
[Verse 2]
G#
They call us all polluters
C# G#
With our Hummer SUV’s
G#
But in China you can taste the air
D#
And it tastes like iPhone 3’s
G#
You may hate our politicians
C# G#
And protest what they say
G#
But think about how much it sucks
D# G#
To be Russian and gay
[Verse 3]
G#
Our congress can’t do anything
C# G#
Our senators are goons
G#
But at least they were elected
D#
And their name’s not Kim Jong–un
G#
Japan makes better cars than us
C# G#
Games and cartoon shows
G#
But I saw The Cove on Netflix huh
D# G#
And that was pretty fucked up, bros
[Chorus]
C# G# D# G#
America, I love you, out of necessity
C# G#
You’re not too hot and not too cold
D#
And mostly not diseased
C# G#
Compared to the alternative
D# Fm
You’re probably the best
C# G#
‘Cause the whole world sucks
D# G#
But America sure sucks less
[Verse 4]
G#
Our economy is tanking
C# G#
But we’re not as fucked as Greece
G#
Our fast food is disgusting
D#
But Italians eat maggot cheese
G#
The NSA is spying on
C# G#
Our emails and phone calls
G#
But good luck finding WiFi
D# G#
In some village in Nepal
[Verse 5]
G#
Brazil is full of riots
C# G#
Australia’s full of snakes
G#
Mexico’s got cartels
D#
And their water makes you shit for days
G#
Dubai is just Las Vegas
C# G#
Without alcohol or fun
G#
And Africa’s in a post-colonial tailspin
D# G#
Of genocide and oppression
[Chorus 2]
C# G#
America, I love you
D# G#
Though you’re run by old white men
C#
Republicans are assholes
D#
But at least they’re not the French
C# G#
We’d probably get a solid D#
D# Fm
If they gave the world a test
C# G#
‘Cause the whole world blows
D# D#
But America sure blows less
[Chorus 3]
D# A#
America, I love you
F A#
For your lack of murder squads (lack of murder squads)
D#
Your working indoor plumbing
F
And your mostly valid laws
D# A#
In a world of mostly shit
F Gm
America stinks the best
[Outro]
D# A#
‘Cause the whole world sucks
F A#
But America sure sucks less
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