Verse
D#
This country’s sure got problems
G# D#
Corruption, crime, and drugs.
D#
And though we try to fix the world
A#
The world just hates our guts.
D#
But for all our woes and troubles
G# D#
I still love the US
D#
‘Cause compared to the rest of the world
A# D#
America sucks less
[Verse 2]
D#
They call us all polluters
G# D#
With our Hummer SUV’s
D#
But in China you can taste the air
A#
And it tastes like iPhone 3’s
D#
You may hate our politicians
G# D#
And protest what they say
D#
But think about how much it sucks
A# D#
To be Russian and gay
[Verse 3]
D#
Our congress can’t do anything
G# D#
Our senators are goons
D#
But at least they were elected
A#
And their name’s not Kim Jong–un
D#
Japan makes better cars than us
G# D#
Games and cartoon shows
D#
But I saw The Cove on Netflix huh
A# D#
And that was pretty fucked up, bros
[Chorus]
G# D# A# D#
America, I love you, out of necessity
G# D#
You’re not too hot and not too cold
A#
And mostly not diseased
G# D#
Compared to the alternative
A# Cm
You’re probably the best
G# D#
‘Cause the whole world sucks
A# D#
But America sure sucks less
[Verse 4]
D#
Our economy is tanking
G# D#
But we’re not as fucked as Greece
D#
Our fast food is disgusting
A#
But Italians eat maggot cheese
D#
The NSA is spying on
G# D#
Our emails and phone calls
D#
But good luck finding WiFi
A# D#
In some village in Nepal
[Verse 5]
D#
Brazil is full of riots
G# D#
Australia’s full of snakes
D#
Mexico’s got cartels
A#
And their water makes you shit for days
D#
Dubai is just Las Vegas
G# D#
Without alcohol or fun
D#
And Africa’s in a post-colonial tailspin
A# D#
Of genocide and oppression
[Chorus 2]
G# D#
America, I love you
A# D#
Though you’re run by old white men
G#
Republicans are assholes
A#
But at least they’re not the French
G# D#
We’d probably get a solid A#
A# Cm
If they gave the world a test
G# D#
‘Cause the whole world blows
A# A#
But America sure blows less
[Chorus 3]
A# F
America, I love you
C F
For your lack of murder squads (lack of murder squads)
A#
Your working indoor plumbing
C
And your mostly valid laws
A# F
In a world of mostly shit
C Dm
America stinks the best
[Outro]
A# F
‘Cause the whole world sucks
C F
But America sure sucks less
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