Verse
C#
This country’s sure got problems
F# C#
Corruption, crime, and drugs.
C#
And though we try to fix the world
G#
The world just hates our guts.
C#
But for all our woes and troubles
F# C#
I still love the US
C#
‘Cause compared to the rest of the world
G# C#
America sucks less
[Verse 2]
C#
They call us all polluters
F# C#
With our Hummer SUV’s
C#
But in China you can taste the air
G#
And it tastes like iPhone 3’s
C#
You may hate our politicians
F# C#
And protest what they say
C#
But think about how much it sucks
G# C#
To be Russian and gay
[Verse 3]
C#
Our congress can’t do anything
F# C#
Our senators are goons
C#
But at least they were elected
G#
And their name’s not Kim Jong–un
C#
Japan makes better cars than us
F# C#
Games and cartoon shows
C#
But I saw The Cove on Netflix huh
G# C#
And that was pretty fucked up, bros
[Chorus]
F# C# G# C#
America, I love you, out of necessity
F# C#
You’re not too hot and not too cold
G#
And mostly not diseased
F# C#
Compared to the alternative
G# A#m
You’re probably the best
F# C#
‘Cause the whole world sucks
G# C#
But America sure sucks less
[Verse 4]
C#
Our economy is tanking
F# C#
But we’re not as fucked as Greece
C#
Our fast food is disgusting
G#
But Italians eat maggot cheese
C#
The NSA is spying on
F# C#
Our emails and phone calls
C#
But good luck finding WiFi
G# C#
In some village in Nepal
[Verse 5]
C#
Brazil is full of riots
F# C#
Australia’s full of snakes
C#
Mexico’s got cartels
G#
And their water makes you shit for days
C#
Dubai is just Las Vegas
F# C#
Without alcohol or fun
C#
And Africa’s in a post-colonial tailspin
G# C#
Of genocide and oppression
[Chorus 2]
F# C#
America, I love you
G# C#
Though you’re run by old white men
F#
Republicans are assholes
G#
But at least they’re not the French
F# C#
We’d probably get a solid G#
G# A#m
If they gave the world a test
F# C#
‘Cause the whole world blows
G# G#
But America sure blows less
[Chorus 3]
G# D#
America, I love you
A# D#
For your lack of murder squads (lack of murder squads)
G#
Your working indoor plumbing
A#
And your mostly valid laws
G# D#
In a world of mostly shit
A# Cm
America stinks the best
[Outro]
G# D#
‘Cause the whole world sucks
A# D#
But America sure sucks less
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