Verse
A#
This country’s sure got problems
D# A#
Corruption, crime, and drugs.
A#
And though we try to fix the world
F
The world just hates our guts.
A#
But for all our woes and troubles
D# A#
I still love the US
A#
‘Cause compared to the rest of the world
F A#
America sucks less
[Verse 2]
A#
They call us all polluters
D# A#
With our Hummer SUV’s
A#
But in China you can taste the air
F
And it tastes like iPhone 3’s
A#
You may hate our politicians
D# A#
And protest what they say
A#
But think about how much it sucks
F A#
To be Russian and gay
[Verse 3]
A#
Our congress can’t do anything
D# A#
Our senators are goons
A#
But at least they were elected
F
And their name’s not Kim Jong–un
A#
Japan makes better cars than us
D# A#
Games and cartoon shows
A#
But I saw The Cove on Netflix huh
F A#
And that was pretty fucked up, bros
[Chorus]
D# A# F A#
America, I love you, out of necessity
D# A#
You’re not too hot and not too cold
F
And mostly not diseased
D# A#
Compared to the alternative
F Gm
You’re probably the best
D# A#
‘Cause the whole world sucks
F A#
But America sure sucks less
[Verse 4]
A#
Our economy is tanking
D# A#
But we’re not as fucked as Greece
A#
Our fast food is disgusting
F
But Italians eat maggot cheese
A#
The NSA is spying on
D# A#
Our emails and phone calls
A#
But good luck finding WiFi
F A#
In some village in Nepal
[Verse 5]
A#
Brazil is full of riots
D# A#
Australia’s full of snakes
A#
Mexico’s got cartels
F
And their water makes you shit for days
A#
Dubai is just Las Vegas
D# A#
Without alcohol or fun
A#
And Africa’s in a post-colonial tailspin
F A#
Of genocide and oppression
[Chorus 2]
D# A#
America, I love you
F A#
Though you’re run by old white men
D#
Republicans are assholes
F
But at least they’re not the French
D# A#
We’d probably get a solid F
F Gm
If they gave the world a test
D# A#
‘Cause the whole world blows
F F
But America sure blows less
[Chorus 3]
F C
America, I love you
G C
For your lack of murder squads (lack of murder squads)
F
Your working indoor plumbing
G
And your mostly valid laws
F C
In a world of mostly shit
G Am
America stinks the best
[Outro]
F C
‘Cause the whole world sucks
G C
But America sure sucks less
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