F#
Well here's how this whole mess got started
A#m
Had a stripper at a bachelor party
D#m
I knew when she jumped out of that cake
B C#
We were meant to be
F#
The next date we both flew off to Vegas
A#m
I must have been an ignoramus
D#m
I honestly believed that she
B
Loved me just for me
C# D#m B F#
Oh it wasn't six months it came to an end
C# D#m
I walked out of the courtroom crying
B
She left with a grin
F#
Cause she got half
C#
And I said "OW!"
D#m
I mean dang
B F#
That comes to nearly fifty thou
C#
Per date
D#m B
My butt had never been so chafed
F#
Cause she got half
F#
I wondered if I'd remain lonely
A#m
Or would I find my one and only
D#m
Then the answer to my prayers
B C#
Ap peared on my TV
F#
The cutest little tarot card reader
A#m
I knew that I just had to meet her
D#m
Then she said it was in the cards
B
For her to marry me
C# D#m B F#
Oh wasn't three months later I was back in court a gain
C# D#m
No way she could have predicted
B
The way it would end
F#
Cause I got half
C#
And she said "OW!"
D#m
Two dollars a minute
B
So every one call right now
F#
Your
C#
Future aw aits
D#m B
And I will be the next Bill Gates
F#
Cause I get half
C#
Some times you're better off as friends
B
Cause if it ever ends
C# F#
Then they get half
C#
And you'll say "OW"
D#m B
So I'm not looking to get married right now
F# C#
I've got a date
D#m B
With a beautiful Playboy Play mate
F#
Who won't get half
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