C#
Well here's how this whole mess got started
Fm
Had a stripper at a bachelor party
A#m
I knew when she jumped out of that cake
F# G#
We were meant to be
C#
The next date we both flew off to Vegas
Fm
I must have been an ignoramus
A#m
I honestly believed that she
F#
Loved me just for me
G# A#m F# C#
Oh it wasn't six months it came to an end
G# A#m
I walked out of the courtroom crying
F#
She left with a grin
C#
Cause she got half
G#
And I said "OW!"
A#m
I mean dang
F# C#
That comes to nearly fifty thou
G#
Per date
A#m F#
My butt had never been so chafed
C#
Cause she got half
C#
I wondered if I'd remain lonely
Fm
Or would I find my one and only
A#m
Then the answer to my prayers
F# G#
Ap peared on my TV
C#
The cutest little tarot card reader
Fm
I knew that I just had to meet her
A#m
Then she said it was in the cards
F#
For her to marry me
G# A#m F# C#
Oh wasn't three months later I was back in court a gain
G# A#m
No way she could have predicted
F#
The way it would end
C#
Cause I got half
G#
And she said "OW!"
A#m
Two dollars a minute
F#
So every one call right now
C#
Your
G#
Future aw aits
A#m F#
And I will be the next Bill Gates
C#
Cause I get half
G#
Some times you're better off as friends
F#
Cause if it ever ends
G# C#
Then they get half
G#
And you'll say "OW"
A#m F#
So I'm not looking to get married right now
C# G#
I've got a date
A#m F#
With a beautiful Playboy Play mate
C#
Who won't get half
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