B
Well here's how this whole mess got started
D#m
Had a stripper at a bachelor party
G#m
I knew when she jumped out of that cake
E F#
We were meant to be
B
The next date we both flew off to Vegas
D#m
I must have been an ignoramus
G#m
I honestly believed that she
E
Loved me just for me
F# G#m E B
Oh it wasn't six months it came to an end
F# G#m
I walked out of the courtroom crying
E
She left with a grin
B
Cause she got half
F#
And I said "OW!"
G#m
I mean dang
E B
That comes to nearly fifty thou
F#
Per date
G#m E
My butt had never been so chafed
B
Cause she got half
B
I wondered if I'd remain lonely
D#m
Or would I find my one and only
G#m
Then the answer to my prayers
E F#
Ap peared on my TV
B
The cutest little tarot card reader
D#m
I knew that I just had to meet her
G#m
Then she said it was in the cards
E
For her to marry me
F# G#m E B
Oh wasn't three months later I was back in court a gain
F# G#m
No way she could have predicted
E
The way it would end
B
Cause I got half
F#
And she said "OW!"
G#m
Two dollars a minute
E
So every one call right now
B
Your
F#
Future aw aits
G#m E
And I will be the next Bill Gates
B
Cause I get half
F#
Some times you're better off as friends
E
Cause if it ever ends
F# B
Then they get half
F#
And you'll say "OW"
G#m E
So I'm not looking to get married right now
B F#
I've got a date
G#m E
With a beautiful Playboy Play mate
B
Who won't get half
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