D
Well here's how this whole mess got started
F#m
Had a stripper at a bachelor party
Bm
I knew when she jumped out of that cake
G A
We were meant to be
D
The next date we both flew off to Vegas
F#m
I must have been an ignoramus
Bm
I honestly believed that she
G
Loved me just for me
A Bm G D
Oh it wasn't six months it came to an end
A Bm
I walked out of the courtroom crying
G
She left with a grin
D
Cause she got half
A
And I said "OW!"
Bm
I mean dang
G D
That comes to nearly fifty thou
A
Per date
Bm G
My butt had never been so chafed
D
Cause she got half
D
I wondered if I'd remain lonely
F#m
Or would I find my one and only
Bm
Then the answer to my prayers
G A
Ap peared on my TV
D
The cutest little tarot card reader
F#m
I knew that I just had to meet her
Bm
Then she said it was in the cards
G
For her to marry me
A Bm G D
Oh wasn't three months later I was back in court a gain
A Bm
No way she could have predicted
G
The way it would end
D
Cause I got half
A
And she said "OW!"
Bm
Two dollars a minute
G
So every one call right now
D
Your
A
Future aw aits
Bm G
And I will be the next Bill Gates
D
Cause I get half
A
Some times you're better off as friends
G
Cause if it ever ends
A D
Then they get half
A
And you'll say "OW"
Bm G
So I'm not looking to get married right now
D A
I've got a date
Bm G
With a beautiful Playboy Play mate
D
Who won't get half
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