Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Grabbed a sixer of Gansett, $5.99
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Cause it's Monday, I'm wasted
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Half of the time
[Verse 2]
D#
Play smash till I pass out
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My bed is on the couch
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Wake up with a sore neck
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Like I smashed my back out
[Chorus]
Fm
Let me tell you how it is
Cm
I'm greasy and gross
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Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
C
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
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D# warning sign, for most it's not a joke
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
D#
Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light, $15.99
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It's Friday night
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And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites
[Verse 4]
D#
D# day late on rent
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Missed a call from my doctor
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Sleep with one eye open
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My land lord's a mobster
[Chorus]
Fm
Let me tell you how it is
Cm
I'm greasy and gross
Fm C D# F
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
C
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
A#
D# warning sign, for most it's not a joke
[Instrumental]
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[Bridge]
D#
Lets drink this place dry
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Until we're thrown out of the bar
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Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car
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Act my shoe size, never my age
Fm
Then next week lets repeat
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Cause none of this will matter anyway
[Outro]
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