Intro
F# B F# B
F# B F# B
[Verse 1]
F#
Grabbed a sixer of Gansett, $5.99
B
Cause it's Monday, I'm wasted
B
Half of the time
[Verse 2]
F#
Play smash till I pass out
F#
My bed is on the couch
B
Wake up with a sore neck
B
Like I smashed my back out
[Chorus]
G#m
Let me tell you how it is
D#m
I'm greasy and gross
G#m D# F# G#
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
D#
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
C#
F# warning sign, for most it's not a joke
[Instrumental]
F# B F# B
[Verse 3]
F#
Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light, $15.99
B
It's Friday night
B
And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites
[Verse 4]
F#
F# day late on rent
F#
Missed a call from my doctor
B
Sleep with one eye open
B
My land lord's a mobster
[Chorus]
G#m
Let me tell you how it is
D#m
I'm greasy and gross
G#m D# F# G#
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
D#
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
C#
F# warning sign, for most it's not a joke
[Instrumental]
D#m D# F#
[Bridge]
F#
Lets drink this place dry
B D#m
Until we're thrown out of the bar
G#m B C#
Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car
F# B D#m
Act my shoe size, never my age
G#m
Then next week lets repeat
B C# F#
Cause none of this will matter anyway
[Outro]
F# B F# B
D#m B B