Intro
B E B E
B E B E
[Verse 1]
B
Grabbed a sixer of Gansett, $5.99
E
Cause it's Monday, I'm wasted
E
Half of the time
[Verse 2]
B
Play smash till I pass out
B
My bed is on the couch
E
Wake up with a sore neck
E
Like I smashed my back out
[Chorus]
C#m
Let me tell you how it is
G#m
I'm greasy and gross
C#m G# B C#
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
G#
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
F#
B warning sign, for most it's not a joke
[Instrumental]
B E B E
[Verse 3]
B
Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light, $15.99
E
It's Friday night
E
And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites
[Verse 4]
B
B day late on rent
B
Missed a call from my doctor
E
Sleep with one eye open
E
My land lord's a mobster
[Chorus]
C#m
Let me tell you how it is
G#m
I'm greasy and gross
C#m G# B C#
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
G#
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
F#
B warning sign, for most it's not a joke
[Instrumental]
G#m G# B
[Bridge]
B
Lets drink this place dry
E G#m
Until we're thrown out of the bar
C#m E F#
Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car
B E G#m
Act my shoe size, never my age
C#m
Then next week lets repeat
E F# B
Cause none of this will matter anyway
[Outro]
B E B E
G#m E B