Intro
E A E A
E A E A
[Verse 1]
E
Grabbed a sixer of Gansett, $5.99
A
Cause it's Monday, I'm wasted
A
Half of the time
[Verse 2]
E
Play smash till I pass out
E
My bed is on the couch
A
Wake up with a sore neck
A
Like I smashed my back out
[Chorus]
F#m
Let me tell you how it is
C#m
I'm greasy and gross
F#m C# E F#
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
C#
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
B
E warning sign, for most it's not a joke
[Instrumental]
E A E A
[Verse 3]
E
Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light, $15.99
A
It's Friday night
A
And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites
[Verse 4]
E
E day late on rent
E
Missed a call from my doctor
A
Sleep with one eye open
A
My land lord's a mobster
[Chorus]
F#m
Let me tell you how it is
C#m
I'm greasy and gross
F#m C# E F#
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
C#
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
B
E warning sign, for most it's not a joke
[Instrumental]
C#m C# E
[Bridge]
E
Lets drink this place dry
A C#m
Until we're thrown out of the bar
F#m A B
Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car
E A C#m
Act my shoe size, never my age
F#m
Then next week lets repeat
A B E
Cause none of this will matter anyway
[Outro]
E A E A
C#m A B