Intro
E, D#, B, A (2X)
A#
Well I got up this morning I rolled out of bed
D#
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
F
Checked out my mail there was letter that read it said
D#
Love for sale, love for sale
A#
I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
D#
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
F
You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
D#
Love for sale, love for sale
(Chorus)
F
Send up a signal throw me a line
A#
Somebody explain this funny Valentine
D#
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
F
Bein step from crazy and two steps behind
A#
I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
D#
I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet
F
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
D#
Love for sale, love for sale
[Solo] F, E, A, B (2X)
A#
We've been living together 3 years,
D#
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers who says
F
You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears
D#
Love for sale, love for sale
A#
I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
D#
My old lady she played this joke on me
F
I never looked where I forgot it would be there was
D#
Love for sale, love for sale
(Outro): Repeats E, D#, B, A till the end
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