Intro
E, A#, B, A (2X)
F
Well I got up this morning I rolled out of bed
A#
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
C
Checked out my mail there was letter that read it said
A#
Love for sale, love for sale
F
I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
A#
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
C
You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
A#
Love for sale, love for sale
(Chorus)
C
Send up a signal throw me a line
F
Somebody explain this funny Valentine
A#
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
C
Bein step from crazy and two steps behind
F
I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
A#
I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet
C
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
A#
Love for sale, love for sale
[Solo] C, E, A, B (2X)
F
We've been living together 3 years,
A#
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers who says
C
You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears
A#
Love for sale, love for sale
F
I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
A#
My old lady she played this joke on me
C
I never looked where I forgot it would be there was
A#
Love for sale, love for sale
(Outro): Repeats E, A#, B, A till the end
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