Intro
E, G, B, A (2X)
D
Well I got up this morning I rolled out of bed
G
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
A
Checked out my mail there was letter that read it said
G
Love for sale, love for sale
D
I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
G
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
A
You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
G
Love for sale, love for sale
(Chorus)
A
Send up a signal throw me a line
D
Somebody explain this funny Valentine
G
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
A
Bein step from crazy and two steps behind
D
I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
G
I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet
A
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
G
Love for sale, love for sale
[Solo] A, E, A, B (2X)
D
We've been living together 3 years,
G
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers who says
A
You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears
G
Love for sale, love for sale
D
I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
G
My old lady she played this joke on me
A
I never looked where I forgot it would be there was
G
Love for sale, love for sale
(Outro): Repeats E, G, B, A till the end
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