Intro
E, F, B, A (2X)
C
Well I got up this morning I rolled out of bed
F
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
G
Checked out my mail there was letter that read it said
F
Love for sale, love for sale
C
I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
F
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
G
You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
F
Love for sale, love for sale
(Chorus)
G
Send up a signal throw me a line
C
Somebody explain this funny Valentine
F
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
G
Bein step from crazy and two steps behind
C
I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
F
I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet
G
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
F
Love for sale, love for sale
[Solo] G, E, A, B (2X)
C
We've been living together 3 years,
F
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers who says
G
You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears
F
Love for sale, love for sale
C
I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
F
My old lady she played this joke on me
G
I never looked where I forgot it would be there was
F
Love for sale, love for sale
(Outro): Repeats E, F, B, A till the end
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