Verse
E
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
A E
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
B A B
Well, it rolled from the night with a dark dreary light
A B E
Sayin' another old weary day
[Verse]
E
What did the newspaper tell?
A E
What did the newspaper tell?
B A B
Well, it rolled in the door and it layed on the floor
A B E
Sayin' things ain't goin' so well
[Verse]
E
What did the television squall?
A E
What did the television squall?
B A B
Well, it roared and it boomed and it bounced around the room
A B E
and it never said nothing at all
[Verse]
E
What did the moviescreen lecture?
A E
What did the moviescreen lecture?
B A B
Well, it heated and it froze and it took off all its clothes
A B E
and I left in the middle of the picture
[Chorus]
E
I'm troubled and I don't know why
A E
I'm troubled and I don't know why
B A B
the trouble on my mind is driving me blind
A B E
I'm troubled and I don't know why