Verse
A#
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
D# A#
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
F D# F
Well, it rolled from the night with a dark dreary light
D# F A#
Sayin' another old weary day
[Verse]
A#
What did the newspaper tell?
D# A#
What did the newspaper tell?
F D# F
Well, it rolled in the door and it layed on the floor
D# F A#
Sayin' things ain't goin' so well
[Verse]
A#
What did the television squall?
D# A#
What did the television squall?
F D# F
Well, it roared and it boomed and it bounced around the room
D# F A#
and it never said nothing at all
[Verse]
A#
What did the moviescreen lecture?
D# A#
What did the moviescreen lecture?
F D# F
Well, it heated and it froze and it took off all its clothes
D# F A#
and I left in the middle of the picture
[Chorus]
A#
I'm troubled and I don't know why
D# A#
I'm troubled and I don't know why
F D# F
the trouble on my mind is driving me blind
D# F A#
I'm troubled and I don't know why