Verse
G#
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
C# G#
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
D# C# D#
Well, it rolled from the night with a dark dreary light
C# D# G#
Sayin' another old weary day
[Verse]
G#
What did the newspaper tell?
C# G#
What did the newspaper tell?
D# C# D#
Well, it rolled in the door and it layed on the floor
C# D# G#
Sayin' things ain't goin' so well
[Verse]
G#
What did the television squall?
C# G#
What did the television squall?
D# C# D#
Well, it roared and it boomed and it bounced around the room
C# D# G#
and it never said nothing at all
[Verse]
G#
What did the moviescreen lecture?
C# G#
What did the moviescreen lecture?
D# C# D#
Well, it heated and it froze and it took off all its clothes
C# D# G#
and I left in the middle of the picture
[Chorus]
G#
I'm troubled and I don't know why
C# G#
I'm troubled and I don't know why
D# C# D#
the trouble on my mind is driving me blind
C# D# G#
I'm troubled and I don't know why