Verse
C#
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
F# C#
Oh, what did the morning paper say?
G# F# G#
Well, it rolled from the night with a dark dreary light
F# G# C#
Sayin' another old weary day
[Verse]
C#
What did the newspaper tell?
F# C#
What did the newspaper tell?
G# F# G#
Well, it rolled in the door and it layed on the floor
F# G# C#
Sayin' things ain't goin' so well
[Verse]
C#
What did the television squall?
F# C#
What did the television squall?
G# F# G#
Well, it roared and it boomed and it bounced around the room
F# G# C#
and it never said nothing at all
[Verse]
C#
What did the moviescreen lecture?
F# C#
What did the moviescreen lecture?
G# F# G#
Well, it heated and it froze and it took off all its clothes
F# G# C#
and I left in the middle of the picture
[Chorus]
C#
I'm troubled and I don't know why
F# C#
I'm troubled and I don't know why
G# F# G#
the trouble on my mind is driving me blind
F# G# C#
I'm troubled and I don't know why