Intro
A# A# A# A#
A# A# G# D#
A# A# G# D#
[Verse 1]
A#
If you'd have told me a year ago
G# D#
That I'd be locked inside of my home (Ah, ah, ah)
A#
I would have told you, a year ago:
G# D#
"Interesting, now leave me alone"
A#
Sorry that I look like a mess (Ah, ah, ah)
G# D#
I booked a haircut, but it got rescheduled
A#
Robert's been a little depressed, no
G# D#
And so, today, I'm gonna try just
N.C. A# Gm
Getting up, sitting down, going back to work
G# D#
Might not help, but still, it couldn't hurt
N.C. A# Gm
I'm sitting down, writing jokes, singing silly songs
G# D#
I'm sorry I was gone
N.C. A#
But look, I made you some content
Gm G# D#
Daddy made you your favorite, open wide
A#
Here comes the content
Gm G# D# A#
It's a beautiful day to stay inside
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2. Comedy
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[Intro]
G#m
The world is changing
Db+
The planet's heating up
B/F# C#7 F# C#dim
What the fuck is going on?
G#m
Rearranging
Db+ B/F#
It's like everything happened all at once
C#7 F# C#dim
Um, what the fuck is going on?
Fb F# B G#m F# Fb
The people rising in the streets, the war, the drought
Fb F# B G#m F#
The more I look the more I see nothing to joke about
Fb F#
Is comedy over?
B
Should I leave you alone?
G#m F# Fb F#
'Cause, really who's gonna go for joking at a time like this?
B G#m D#m
Should I be joking at a time like this?
[Pre-Chorus]
Fb F# B G#m F#
I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it
Fb F#
And I fear that comedy won't help
B G#m F#
And the fear is not unfounded
Fb F#
Should I stop trying to be funny?
D#7 G#m F# Fb
Should I give away my money? No!
Fbm
What do I do?
[Pre-Verse]
G#m F# B G#m
Healing the world with comedy
F# Fb C#m
The indescribable power of your comedy
G#m F# B
The world needs direction
G#m A
From a white guy like me (Bingo)
Fb
Who is healing the world with comedy
That's it!
[Verse 1]
G#m F# B G#m
The world is so fucked up
F#
Systematic oppression
Fb C#m
Income inequality
G#m
The other stuff
B G#m
And there's only one thing I can do about it...
A Fb
While... while being paid, and being the center of attention
[Chorus]
G#m F# B G#m
Healing the world with comedy
F# Fb C#m
Making a literal difference, metaphorically
G#m F# B
D# Jew walks into a bar
G#m A
And I've saved him a seat
Fb
That's healing the world with comedy
[Verse 2]
G#m F#
I'm a special kind of white guy
B G#m F#
I self-reflected and I want to be an agent of change
Fb
So I am going to use my privilege for the good
C#m
(Very cool, way to go!)
G#m F#
American white guys
B G#m A
We've had the floor for at least 400 years
Fb C#m
So maybe I should just shut the fuck up
N.C.
...I'm bored
G#m F#
I don't wanna do that
B G#m
There's got to be another way (Yes)
F# Fb C#m
For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never)
G#m F#
The wait is over!
B G#m
I'm white, and I'm here to save the day!
A Fb
Lord help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock!)
[Chorus]
G#m F# B G#m
Healing the world with comedy
F# Fb C#m
Making a literal difference, metaphorically
G#m F# B
And yes, most likely they'll pay me
G#m A
But I'd do it for free
Fb
I am healing the world with: Comedy
[Bridge]
Fb B F#
If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
G#m F# Fb
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke
Fb B F#
If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
G#m D#m Fb
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke
B D#7 G#m F#
Oh shit, should I be joking in a time like this?
Fb B F#
If you start to smell burning toast
G#m F# Fb
You're having a stroke or overcooking your toast
Fb B F#
If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke
G#m F# Fb
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke
Fb B F#
If you see white men dressed in white cloaks
G#m D#m Fb
Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke
B D#7 G#m F#
Oh shit, should I be joking in a time like this?
Fb Fbm
Somebody help me out, 'cause I don't know
[Pre-Chorus]
Fb F# B G#m F#
And I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it
Fb F#
And I fear that comedy won't help
B G#m F#
And the fear is not unfounded
Fb F#
Should I stop trying to be funny?
D#7 G#m F# Fb
Should I give away my money? No!
F#7 G#7
I know what I gotta do!
[Chorus]
A#m G# C# A#m
Healing the world with comedy
G# F# D#m
Making a literal difference, metaphorically
A#m G# C#
I swore I'd never be back
A#m B
But now I'm back on my feet
F# D#m
And I'm healing the world with comedy
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3. FaceTime with my Mom (Tonight)
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Capo at 1st fret
[Intro]
B C# D#m C#/F F# A#m B A#m
B C# D#m C#/F F# A#m B
[Chorus]
B C# D#m
Pour me a drink and clear my schedule
C#/F F# A#m B A#m
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
B C# D#m
These 40 minutes are essential
C#/F F# A#m B
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
[Verse 1]
B C# D#m C#/F F#
I call, she answers and her hair is wet
A#m B A#m
(hair is, hair is wet...)
B C# D#m C#/F F#
I say, "Did you just shower?" she says "how'd you guess?"
A#m B
I say, "Your hair is wet" She says, "Oh yeah"
[Chorus]
B C# D#m
I tell my boys I need some space, yeah
C#/F F# A#m B
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
A#m B C# D#m
She'll hold her iPhone 5 no further than 6 inches from her face
C#/F F# A#m B
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
[Verse 2]
B C# D#m C#/F F#
She says, "Oh, look who's here. Say 'hi' to Dad!"
A#m B A#m
(Dad, dad, hi, hi to Dad)
B C# D#m C#/F F#
He says, "How ya doing, bud?" I say, "I'm not so bad"
A#m B
And that's the deepest talk we've ever had
[Chorus]
B C# D#m
Watching as she looks for her glasses
C#/F F# A#m B
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
A#m B C# D#m
She'll tell me all about the season six finale of The Blacklist
C#/F F# A#m B
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
[Outro]
F# C#m B
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
G#m F#
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
C#m B
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
G#m F#
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
C#m B
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
G#m F#
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
C#m B
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
G#m F#
I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
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4. How The World Works
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[Intro: Bo Burnham]
A#m D#
Hey, kids
G# G# F/A
Today, we're gonna learn about the world
[Verse 1]
A#m D#
The world that's around us
G#
Is pretty amazing
G#
But how does it work?
F/A
It must be complicated
A#m D# G#
The secret is the world can only work
G# F/A
When everything works together
[Verse 2: Bo Burnham]
A#m D#
D# bee drinks from a flower
G#
And leaves with its pollen
G#
D# squirrel in a tree
F/A A#m
Spreads the seeds that have fallen
D#
Everything works together
G# F/A A#m D#
The biggest elephant, the littlest fly
G# F/A A#m D#
The gophers underground, the birds in the sky
C/Fb Fm G#aug/Fb G#/D# D(b5)/D
And every single cricket, every fish in the sea
C# A# D#
Gives what they can and gets what they need
[Chorus: Bo Burnham]
G# A#
That is how the world works
C# A#m D#
That is how the world works
G#
From D# to Zebra
C7 Fm
To the worms in the dirt
C# G#/D#
That's how it works
[Interlude 1: Bo Burnham & Socko]
G# Cm/G
Hey everyone
Fm7
Look who stopped by to say hello
Cm/G
It's Socko
G#
Hey!
Cm/G
Where you been, Socko?
Fm7 Cm/G
I've been where I always am when you're not wearing me on your hand
G# Cm/G Fm7
In a frightening, liminal space between states of being
Cm/G
Not quite dead, not quite alive
G# Cm/G
It's similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis
Fm7 Cm/G
Socko, we were just talking about the world and how it works
G# Cm/G
Boy, that sounds complicated!
Fm7
Do you have anything you'd want to teach us about the world?
Cm/G G#
I wouldn't say anything that you probably haven't already said yourself
Cm/G
I don't know about that, Socko
A# D#
How about you give it a try?
Alright!
[Verse 3: Socko]
A#m D# G#
The simple narrative taught in every history class
G# F/A A#m
Is demonstrably false and pedagogically classist
D# G#
Don't you know the world is built with blood?
G# F/A
And genocide and exploitation
A#m D# G#
The global network of capital essentially functions
G# F/A A#m
To separate the worker from the means of production
D# G#
And the FBI killed Martin Luther King
G# F/A A#m D#
Private property's inherently theft
G# F/A A#m D#
And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left
C/Fb Fm G#aug/Fb G#/D# D(b5)/D
And every politician, every cop on the street
C# A# D#
Protects the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite
[Chorus: Socko & Bo Burnham]
G# A#
That is how the world works
Really?
C# A#/D D#
That is how the world works
G# C7 Fm
Genocide, the Natives say you got to it first
C# G#/D#
That's how it works
[Interlude 2: Bo Burnham & Socko]
G# Cm/G
That's pretty intense
Fm
No shit
Cm/G
What can I do to help?
G#
Read a book or something, I don't know
Cm/G Fm7
Just don't burden me with the responsibility of educating you
Cm/G
It's incredibly exhausting
G#
I'm sorry, Socko
Cm/G Fm7
I was just trying to become a better person
Cm/G G#
Why do you rich fucking white people insist on seeing every
Cm/G Fm7 Cm/G
socio-political conflict through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization?
G#
This isn't about you
Cm/G Fm7
So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way
Watch your mouth, buddy
Cm/G G#
Remember who's on whose hand here
But that's what I--
Cm/G
Have you not been fucking listening?
Fm
We are entrenched in--
Alright, alright
Cm/G
Wait, no please!
I don't wanna go back, please
G#
I can't go, I can't go back
N.C.
Please, please, I'm sorry
Are you gonna behave yourself?
Yes
Yes, what?
Yes, sir
Look at me
Yes, sir
That's better
[Chorus: Bo Burnham, Socko & Both]
G# A#
That is how the world works
C# A#/D D#
That is how the world works
G#
I hope you learned your lesson
C7 Fm
I did and it hurt
C# G#/D#
That's how it works
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5. White Woman's Instagram
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[Verse 1]
B F#
An open window
C#m
D# novel
Fb
D# couple holding hands
B F#
An avocado
C#m G#m F#
D# poem, written in the sand
Fb F# B
Fresh fallen snow on the ground
G#m
D# golden retriever in a flower crown
Fb F# B
Is this heaven?
G#m F#
Or is it just a
[Chorus]
B
White woman
C#m
D# white woman's Instagram
D#m
White woman
Fb F#
D# white woman's Instagram (Instagram)
B
White woman
C#m
D# white woman's Instagram
D#m
White woman
Fb
D# white woman's Instagram
[Verse 2]
B F#
Latte foam art
C#m
Tiny pumpkins
Fb
Fuzzy, comfy socks
B F#
Coffee table made out of driftwood
C#m
D# bobblehead of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
G#m F#
D# needlepoint of a fox
Fb F# B
Some random quote from Lord of the Rings
G#m
Incorrectly attributed to Martin Luther King
Fb F# B
Is this heaven?
G#m F#
Or am I looking at a
[Chorus]
B
White woman
C#m
D# white woman's Instagram
D#m
White woman (White woman)
Fb F#
D# white woman's Instagram (Instagram)
B
White woman
C#m
D# white woman's Instagram
D#m
White woman
Fb F#
D# white woman's Instagram
[Bridge]
F# G#m Fb
Her favorite photo of her mom
F#
The caption says:
G#m Fb
"I can't believe it
F# G#m
It's been a decade since you've been gone
Fb
Momma, I miss you
F#
I miss sitting with you in the front yard
G#m Fb
Still figuring out how to keep living without you
It's got a little better but it's still hard
F# G#m Fb
Momma, I got a job I love and my own apartment
F#
Momma, I got a boyfriend and I'm crazy about him
G#m Fb
Your little girl didn't do too bad
Momma, I love you. Give a hug and kiss to dad"
[Verse 3]
B F#
D# goat-cheese salad (Goat cheese salad)
C#m
D# backlit hammock (Backlit hammock)
G#m F#
D# simple glass of wine
B F#
Incredibly derivative political street art
C#m
D# dreamcatcher bought from urban outfitters
G#m F#
D# vintage neon sign
Fb F# B
Three little words, a couple of doves
G#m Fb
And a ring on her finger from the person she loves
F# B
Is this heaven?
G#m F#
Or is it just a
[Chorus]
B
White woman
C#m
D# white woman's Instagram
D#m
White woman (White woman)
Fb F#
D# white woman's Instagram (Instagram)
B
White woman
C#m
D# white woman's Instagram
D#m
White woman
Fb F#
D# white woman's Instagram
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6. Unpaid Intern
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[Verse 1]
C#m B A G#
Who needs a coffee? Cause I'm doing a run
C#m B A G#
I'm writing down the orders now for everyone
C#m B A G#
The coffee is free, just like me
C#m B A G#
I'm an unpaid intern
[Verse 2]
C#m B A G#
Sorting papers, runnin' around (Runnin' around)
C#m B A G#
Sitting in the meeting room, not making a sound (Not a sound)
C#m B A B
Barely people, somehow legal
C#m B A G#
Unpaid intern
[Verse 3]
C#m B A G#
You work all day, go back to your dorm
C#m B A G#
And since you can't afford a mortgage, you just torrent a porn
C#m B A G#
Cause you're an intern (Unpaid)
N.C.
Wa-da-da-wap-wa-da
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7. Bezos I
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[Intro]
A#m A#m G# G#
[Chorus]
A#m
CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964
G#
Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos
A#m
CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964
G#
Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos
[Verse]
A#m
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
A#m
Pave the way, put your back into it
G#
Tell us why, show us how
G#
Look at where you came from
N.F#
Look at you now
A#m
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet
A#m
Amateurs can fucking suck it
G#
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
G#
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
[Synth Solo]
A#m A#m G# G#
A#m A#m G# G#
*Scream
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8. Sexting
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[Intro]
F#maj7
Sexting (Whoa)
C#maj7
It isn't sex it's the next best thing
F#maj7
Sexting
C#maj7
Aye, aye, AT&T
[Verse 1]
F#maj7
I am in bed I am ready to go with you
C#maj7
Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow
F#maj7 C#maj7
We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction
F#maj7
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
[Verse 2]
C#maj7
You send me a peach, I send a carrot back
F#maj7
You send a Ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract
C#maj7
I send back a ticket stubtickets implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
F#maj7
And I'd really love admission to it
C#maj7
Oh no! What if now you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel?
F#maj7
You send back a snowman
C#maj7
Crisis averted (Thank God)
[Chorus]
F#maj7
Sexting (Whoa)
C#maj7
It isn't sex it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
F#maj7
Sexting
C#maj7
Aye, aye, AT&T
[Verse 3]
F#maj7
No more emojis, now it's on to words
C#maj7
I ask what you're wearing. You reply, "D# shirt"
F#maj7
You say, "Are you naked?"
C#maj7
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat", you say, "lmao" but I doubt that
F#maj7
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
C#maj7
Cause in my head I'm in your bed and getting through to you
F#maj7
They made the internet for nights like these
C#maj7
I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, please
[Chorus]
F#maj7
Sexting (Whoa)
C#maj7
It isn't sex is the next best thing (Next best thing)
F#maj7
Sexting
C#maj7
We are sexting (Aye, aye, AT&T)
[Verse 4]
F#maj7
You send the pic and say it's now my turn
C#maj7
Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn
F#maj7
My phone's flash is my only light and
C#maj7
The flash makes my dick look frightened
F#maj7
I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
C#maj7
Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead
F#maj7
You say, "I sent my titties that's not fair"
C#maj7
So I send it to you and then my phone dies
[Outro]
C#maj7 Fm7
Another night on my own, yeah
A#m7
Stuck in my home, yeah
C#maj7
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Fm7
Another night on my own, yeah
A#m7
Stuck in my home, yeah
C#maj7
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Fm7
Another night on my own, yeah
A#m7
Stuck in my home, yeah
C#maj7
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah (Pussy)
Fm7
Another night on my own, yeah (Titties)
A#m7
Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls)
N.C.
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
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9. Look Who's Inside Again
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[Verse 1]
G# Fm D# C#
Trying to be funny and stuck in a room
G# Fm D# C#
There isn't much more to say about it
G# Fm D# C#
Can one be funny when stuck in a room?
G# Fm D# C#
Being in, trying to get something out of it
Fm C C#
Try making faces
D# Fm
Try telling jokes
Fm C C# D#
Making little sounds
[Verse 2]
G# Fm D# C# G#
I was a kid who was stuck in his room
G# Fm D# C#
There isn't much more to say about it
G# Fm D# C# G#
When you're a kid and you're stuck in your room
G# Fm D# C#
You'll do any old shit to get out of it
Fm C C#
Try making faces
D# Fm
Try telling jokes
Fm C C# D#
Making little sounds
[Chorus]
G#
Well, well
A#m
Look who's inside again
D# G#
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
G#
Well, well
A#m D#
Buddy, you found it
D# Fm Fb
Now come out with your hands up
D# C#m
We've got you surrounded
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10. Problematic
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Capo at 3rd fret
[Intro]
A#m A#m C# D#
A#m A#m D# F# D#
[Verse 1]
A#m A#m
I grew up as your usual suburbanite
C# D#
D# tiny town in Massachusetts, overwhelmingly white
A#m A#m
I went to church on Sundays in a suit and a tie
C# D#
Then spent my free time watching Family Guy
A#m A#m C#
I started doing comedy when I was just a sheltered kid
D#
I wrote offensive shit, and I said it:
A#m A#m D#
"Father, please forgive me, for I did not realize what I did"
F# D#
Or that I'd live to regret it
[Pre-Chorus]
F# C# A#m
Times are changing, and I'm getting old
C#
Are you gonna hold me accountable?
A#m C#
My bed is empty and I'm getting cold
A#m C# N.C.
Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountable? Uh
[Chorus]
A#m A#m
I'm problematic (He's a problem)
A#m D#
when I was seventeen, on Halloween
A#m A#m
I dressed up as Aladdin (He's a problem)
D# N.C.
I did not darken my skin, but still, it feels weird in [Solo] hindsight
[Synth Solo]
A#m A#m C# D#
A#m A#m D# F# D#
[Verse 2]
A#m A#m
I want to show you how I'm growing as a person, but first
C# D#
I feel I must address the lyrics from the previous verse
A#m A#m
I tried to hide behind my childhood, and that's not okay
C# D#
My actions are my own, I won't explain them away
A#m A#m C#
I've done a lot of self-reflecting since I started singing this song
D#
I was totally wrong when I said it:
A#m A#m D#
"Father, please forgive me, for I did not realize what I did"
F# D#
Or that I'd live to regret it
[Pre-Chorus]
F# C# A#m
Times are changing and I'm getting old
A#m
Are you gonna hold me accountable?
F# C#
My bed is empty and I'm getting cold
A#m A#m N.C.
Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountable? Uh
[Chorus]
A#m A#m
I'm problematic (He's a problem)
A#m D#
I just remembered that Aladdin costume's
A#m A#m D# F#
In my mother's attic (He's a problem) I'm gonna go home and burn it
D# N.C.
Or not burn it. Is burning it bad? What should I do with it?
[Bridge]
F# C#
And I've been totally awful
G# A#m C#/G#
My closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely shitty
F# C#
All of it was perfectly lawful
G# A#m C#/G#
Just not very thoughtful at all and just really shitty
F# C#
And I've been totally awful
G# A#m C#/G#
My closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely shitty
F# C#
All of it was perfectly lawful
G# N.C.
Just not very thoughtful at all and just really...
[Outro]
C# A#m
And I'm really fucking sorry
Fm Fm
Bitch, I'm trying to listen, shit, I’ve been complicit
C# A#m
Sorry
Fm Fm
If I'm gonna catch up, first, I gotta fess up
C# A#m Fm Fm
Sorry
C# A#m Fm Fm
Sorry
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11. 30
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[Intro]
B
[Verse 1]
B
I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike
B C#m
I used to wake up with a smile and go to bed at night with a dream, ah
B
But now I'm turning 30, no!
[Verse 2]
B
I used to be the young one, got used to meeting people
B C#m
Who were used to meeting someone who was born in 1990, no way! (Yeah, I was born in 1990)
B
Now I'm turning 30, God, God damn it
[Chorus]
B
I'm (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
C#m
Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
A
Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
B
I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
[Verse 3]
B
When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam
B C#m
When I was 27, I built a birdhouse with my mom, oh fuck
B
How am I 30?
[Verse 4]
B
I used to make fun of the boomers in retrospect, a bit too much
B
Now all these fucking zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch
C#m
(Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds. Okay?
B
So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late twenties don't come crawling back to me)
[Chorus]
B
I'm (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
C#m
Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
A
Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
B
I'm turning 30 (Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
[Bridge]
B
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
G#m
My stupid friends are having stupid children
A
My stupid friends are having stupid children
B
My stupid friends are having stupid children
B
And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
G#m
My stupid friends are having stupid children
A
My stupid friends are having stupid children
B
Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children
[Outro]
D#m
It's 2020, and I'm 30
G#m
I'll do another ten
Fb B
2030 I'll be 40 and kill myself then
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12. Don't Wanna Know
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[Verse 1]
B
How are you feeling?
C#7
Do you like the show?
G#m
Are you tired of it?
Fb7 F#sus4
Never mind, I don’t wanna know
B
Are you finding it boring?
C#7 G#m
Too fast? Too slow?
Fb7
I’m asking, but don’t answer
F#sus4
‘Cause I don’t wanna know
[Verse 2]
B
Do I have your attention?
C#7 G#m
Yes, or no?
Fb7
I bet I’d guess the answer
F#sus4
But I don’t wanna know
B
D#m I on in the background?
C#7 G#m
Are you on your phone?
Fb7
I’d ask you what you’re watching
F#sus4
But I don’t wanna know
[Verse 3]
B
Is there anyone out there?
C#7 G#m
Or am I all alone?
Fb7
It wouldn’t make a difference
F#sus4
Still I don’t wanna know
B
I thought it’d be over by now
C#7 G#m
But I got a while to go
Fb7
I’d give away the ending
F#sus4
But you don’t wanna know
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13. Shit
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Capo at 3rd fret
[Intro]
N.C.
How we feelin' out there tonight? Ha ha ha, Yeeeah, I am not feeling good
[Verse 1]
D#7
Wake up at 11:30
D#7
Feelin' like a bag of shit (Oh no!)
D#7
All my clothes are dirty
D#7
So I'm smelling like a bag of shit
D#7
Go to pour my coffee and I miss my cup
D#7
OMG, that is just my luck
D#7
Look in the mirror, say "What's up
N.C.
You useless fuck?"
[Pre-Chorus]
D#7
Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
D#7
I haven't had a shower in the last nine days (Ah)
D#7
Staring at the ceiling
D#7
And waiting for this feeling to go away but it won't go away
N.C.
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (Tell us how you're feelin')
[Chorus]
D#7 F#
Well, I feel like shit (Oh, shit)
G# A# D#7 F#
Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit (Oh, shit)
G# A# D#7 F#
Big 'ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit (Oh, shit)
G# A#
All day, all shit
[Bridge]
D#7 F#
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit
G#
(Tell us how you're feelin')
N.C.
I'm feeling like shit
[Outro]
D#7
Ladies (Yeah?), do you feel like shit?
G#7
Tell me do you feel like shit? (Oh, yеah)
D#7
Fellas (Huh?), are you feeling like shit?
G#7
Tеll me, are you feeling like shit? (Oh, yeah)
D#7
Ladies (Yeah?), do you feel like shit?
G#7
Tell me do you feel like shit? (Oh, yeah)
D#7
Fellas (Huh?), are you feeling like shit?
G#7
Tell me, are you feelin' like shit? (Oh, yeah)
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14. All Time Low
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[Verse]
G#m7 C#m
Feeling in my body
F# B
Way down deep inside me
G#m C#m
I try not to fight it
F# B
(Describe it!) All right
G#m7 C#m
D# few things start to happen
F# B
My vision start to flatten
G#m C#m
My heart, it gets to tappin'
F# B
And I think I'm gonna die
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15. Welcome to the Internet
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[Verse 1]
G#m
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
C#m
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
B
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
D#7
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
[Verse 2]
G#m
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
C#m
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
B
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
D#7
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.
[Verse 3]
G#m
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
C#m
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
B
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
D#7
We got a million different ways to engage
[Verse 4]
G#m
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
C#m
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
B
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
D#7
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin
G#m
eachother.
[Verse 5]
G#m
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
C#m
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
B
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
D#7
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
[Verse 6]
G#m
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
C#m
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
B
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
D#7
Or G#M a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-
[Verse 7]
G#m
Here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
C#m
Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
B
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
D#7 D#7 C#m B A# G#m
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.
[Chorus]
G#m
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
C#m
D# little bit of everything. All of the time.
B
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
G#m
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
C#m
D# little bit of everything. All of the time.
B
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Interlude]
G#m F# Fb D#7
[Verse 8]
G#m F# Fb D#7
You know, it wasn't always like this
G#m F#
Not very long ago
Fb D#7
Just before your time
G#m F#
Right before the towers fell
Fb D#7
Circa '99
[Verse 9]
C#m
This was catalogues
B
Travel blogs
D#7 G#m
D# chat room or two
C#m B
We set our sights and spent our nights
D#7 F#7
Waiting
[2nd Chorus]
Bmaj7
For you
G#m7
You
Fb F#
Insatiable you
Bmaj7 G#m7
Mommy let you use her iPad
Fb F#
You were barely two
G#m C#dim
And it did all the things
F# Fb
We designed it to do
[Bridge]
Fb
Now look at you
F#
Oh, look at you
G#
You
[2nd Chorus]
C#maj7 A#m7
You
F# G#
Unstoppable, watchable
C#maj7 A#m7
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
F# G#
Honey, how you grew
A#m7 Ebdim
And if we stick together
G# F#
Who knows what we'll do
F# G#
It was always the plan
Ebdim Em7
To put the world in your hand
A#m A#m/F A#m A#m/F A#m A#m/F A#m A#m/F
[laughing]
[Chorus]
A#m
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
D#m
D# little bit of everything. All of the time.
C#
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
A#m
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
D#m
D# little bit of everything. All of the time.
C#
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
F7
Anything and everything
F7
And anything and everything
F7
And anything and everything
B7* Em* (as hard as you possibly can!)
And all of the time
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16. Bezos II
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Bm
Jeffrey Bezos
A
Jeffrey Bezos
Fb
Jeffrey Bezos
D A
Ugh!
Bm
Jeffrey Bezos
A
Jeffrey Bezos
Fb
Jeffrey Bezos
D A
You did it!
Bm
Jeffrey Bezos
A
Jeffrey Bezos
Fb
Jeffrey Bezos
D A
Congratulations!
Bm
Jeffrey Bezos
A
Jeffrey Bezos
Fb
Jeffrey Bezos
D A
Ah!
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17. That Funny Feeling
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Capo at 2nd fret
[Intro]
G#
[Verse 1]
G# C# G#
Stunning 8K resolution meditation app
G# C# G#
In honour of the revolution it’s half off at the Gap
A#m D# Fm C#
Deadpool's self awareness, loving parents, harmless fun
A#m D# Fm C#
The backlash to the backlash to the thing that’s just begun
[Chorus]
G# A#m
There it is again, that funny feeling
Fm C#
That funny feeling
G# A#m
There it is again, that funny feeling
Fm C#
That funny feeling
[Verse 2]
G# C# G#
The surgeon general’s pop-up shop, Robert Iger’s face
G# C# G#
Discount Etsy agitprop, Bugle’s take on race
A#m D# Fm C#
Female Colonel Sanders, easy answers, civil war
A#m D# Fm C#
The whole world at your fingertips, the ocean at your door
G# C# G#
The live-action Lion King, the Pеpsi halftime show
G# C# G#
Twenty thousand years of this, sеven more to go
A#m D# Fm C#
Carpool Karaoke, Steve Aoki, Logan Paul
A#m D# Fm C#
D# gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall
[Chorus]
G# A#m
There it is again, that funny feeling
Fm C#
That funny feeling
G# A#m
There it is again, that funny feeling
Fm C#
That funny feeling
[Verse 3]
G# C# G#
Reading Pornhub’s terms of service, going for a drive
G# C# G#
And obeying all the traffic laws in Grand Theft Auto V
A#m D# Fm C#
Full agoraphobic, losing focus, cover blown
A#m D# Fm C#
D# book on getting better hand-delivered by a drone
G# C# G#
Total disassociation, fully out your mind
G# C# G#
Googling “derealisation”, hating what you find
A#m D# Fm C#
That unapparent summer air in early fall
A#m D# Fm C#
The quiet comprehending of the ending of it all
[Chorus]
G# A#m
There it is again, that funny feeling
Fm C#
That funny feeling
G# A#m
There it is again, that funny feeling
Fm C#
That funny feeling
[Bridge]
G#
Hey, what can ya say?
A#m
We were overdue
F#
But it’ll be over soon
C#
You wait
G#
Hey, what can ya say?
A#m
We were overdue
F#
But it’ll be over soon
C#
just wait (bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh)
G#
Hey, what can ya say?
A#m
We were overdue
F#
But it’ll be over soon
C#
You wait (bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh)
G#
Hey, what can ya say?
A#m
We were overdue
F#
But it’ll be over soon
C#
You wait (bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-DUH, bah-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh)
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18. All Eyes On Me
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[Intro]
F#
*crowd applause*
C# G# A#m F#
Thank you very much. Thank you! You guys have been incredible. Thank you.
C# G# A#m F#
I couldn't have done it without you guys.
C# G# A#m F#
I couldn't, really, I... This last year has been... you know there have been times that
C# G# A#m F#
um... but just knowing that you're here, you know, feeling you here with me,
C# G# A#m F#
um... yeah thank you.
C# G# A#m F#
You know I hate to ask because ahhh you have given me so much,
C# G# A#m F#
but... I need you to do one more thing for me.
C# G# A#m
Can you do that?
[Chorus 1]
F#
Put your fucking hands up
C# G#
Get on out of your seats
A#m
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
F#
Get your fucking hands up
C# G#
Get on out of your seats
A#m
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
[Verse 1]
F# C#
Are you feeling nervous?
G#
Are you having fun?
A#m F#
It's almost over, it's just begun
C#
Don't overthink this, look in my eye
G#
Don't be scared, don't be shy
A#m F#
Come on in, the water's fine
[Pre-Chorus]
C# G#
We're going to go where everybody knows
A#m F#
Everybody knows, everybody oh
C# G#
We're going to go where everybody knows
A#m
Everybody knows...
[Chorus 1]
F#
Get your fucking hands up
C# G#
Get on out of your seat
A#m
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, hey yo,
F#
Get your fucking hands up
C# G#
Get on out of your seat
A#m
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
[Chorus 2]
F# C#
Hands down, pray for me
G# A#m
Heads down now, pray for me
F#
Get your fucking hand up
C# G#
Get on out of your seat
A#m F#
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
[Bridge 1]
C# G# A#m F#
You wanna hear a funny story? So uh five years ago,
C# G# A#m F#
I quit performing live comedy because I began to have
C# G# A#m F#
severe panic attacks, while on stage, which is not a great place to have them
C# G# A#m F#
So I, I quit. And I didn't perform for five years, I spent that time
C# G# A#m F#
trying to improve myself mentally. And you know what? I did. I got better.
C# G# A#m F#
I got so much better, in fact, that in January of
C# G# A#m F#
2020, I thought, "You know what? I should
C# G# A#m F#
start performing again. I've been hiding from the world
C# G# A#m F#
and I need to... re-enter.
C# G# A#m F#
And then, the funniest thing happened
[Verse 1]
F# C#
Are you feeling nervous?
G#
Are you having fun?
A#m F#
It's almost over, it's just begun
C#
Don't overthink this, look in my eye
G#
Don't be scared, don't be shy
A#m
Come on in, the water's fine
[Verse 2]
F# C#
You say the ocean's rising
G#
Like I give a shit
A#m
You say the whole world's ending
F#
Honey, it already did
C#
You're not gonna slow it
G#
Heaven knows you tried
A#m F#
Got it? Good, now get inside
[Pre-Chorus]
C# G#
We're going to go where everybody knows
A#m F#
Everybody knows, everybody oh
C# G#
We're going to go where everybody knows
A#m
Everybody knows...
[Final Chorus]
F#
Get your fucking hands up
C# G#
Get on out of your seat
A#m
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
F#
Get your fucking hands up
C# G#
Get on out of your seat
A#m
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
F# C#
Hands down, pray for me
G# A#m
Heads down now, pray for me
F#
I said get your fucking hands up
C# G#
Get up! Get up!
A#m
I'm talking to you, get the fuck up!
F#
Get your fucking hands up
C# G#
Get on out of your seat
A#m
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
F#
Hey, fucking, get your fucking hands up
C# G#
Get on out of your seat
A#m
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
F# C#
Come on, heads down, pray for me
G# A#m
Heads down now, pray for me
F# C#
I said get your fucking hands up
Get...Haha!
G# A#m
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
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19. Goodbye
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[Intro]
C# C# C# C#
[Verse 1]
C#
So long
F7
Goodbye
A#m G#
I'll see you when I see you
F#
You can pick the street
F#m C# F7 A#m
I'll meet you on the other side
[Verse 2]
G#/C C#
So long
F7
Goodbye
A#m G#
Do I really have to finish?
F# F#m
Do returns always diminish?
C# F7 A#m
Did I say that right?
[Chorus]
C# G#dim D#m A#m
Does anybody want to joke
B F# G#
When no one's laughing in the background?
C# G#m7 B F# Fb
So this is how it ends
C# G#m7 Fb A F# C#
I promise to never go outside again
[Verse 3]
C# C#sus4 C#
So long
F7
Bye!
A#m G# F# F#m
I'm slowly losing power, has it only been an hour?
C# F7 A#m
No, that can't be right
[Verse 4]
G#/C C# C#sus4 C#
So long
F7 F F7
Goodbye
A#m G#
Hey, here's a fun idea
F# F#m C# F7 A#m
How about I sit on the couch and I watch you next time?
[Chorus]
C# G#dim D#m A#m
I wanna hear you tell a joke
B F# G#
When no one's laughing in the background?
C# G#m7 B F# Fb
So this is how it ends
C# G#m7 Fb A F#
I promise to never go outside again
[Bridge]
A#m D#m
D#m I going crazy?
G#
Would I even know?
C# Ebdim
D#m I right back where I started 14 years ago?
A#m D#m
Wanna guess the ending?
G# C# Ebdim
If it ever does, I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was:
A#m A#m7
D# little bit of everything all of the time
D#m/F# G#
D# bit of everything all of the time
C#
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
F#dim
I'm finished playing and I'm staying inside
F# C# G#
If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke
A#m G#
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke
F# C# G#
When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it
A#m Fm F#
Call me up and tell me a joke
C#
Oh shit
F7 A#m G#
You're really joking at a time like this?
[Outro]
C#
Well, well
D#m
Look who's inside again?
G# A#m G#
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
C#
Well, well
D#m G#
Buddy, you found it
Aaug A#m Aaug
Now come out with your hands up
F#add9 Cm C#
We've got you surrounded
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20. Any Day Now
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[Verse]
Fb F#m7 G#m A B7
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
Fb F#m7 G#m A B7
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
Fb F#m7 G#m A B7
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
Fb F#m7 G#m A B7
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
Fb F#m7 G#m A B7
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
Fb F#m7 G#m A B7
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
Fb F#m7 G#m A B7
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
Fb F#m7 G#m A B7
It'll stop any day now (any day now, any day now)
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