Chord Gitar Bloodhound Gang - Hell Yeah Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G#)

Intro

 
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
 
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
 
 
[Hook]
      B B D# F#
Hell yeah
      B B D# F#
Hell yeah
      B B D# F#
Hell yeah
      B B D# F#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 1]
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If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V
B                         D#                  F#                  B B D# F#
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bee
B                              D#               F#
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
B                                D#             F#
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
B                           D#                    F#
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
B                               D#            F#
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      B B D# F#
Hell yeah
       B B D# F#
Hell yeah
       B B D# F#
Hell yeah
        B B D# F#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 2]
B                         D#                    F#                  B B D# F#
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
B                         D#                    F#                   B B D# F#
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
B                              D#                 F#
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
B                               D#                 F#
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
B                             D#                   F#
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
B                               D#             F#
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      B B D# F#
Hell yeah
      B B D# F#
Hell yeah
      B B D# F#
Hell yeah
      B B D# F#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 3]
E                                   B
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
                                          C#m
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
                                      G#m
He goes by the name Jesús and steals hubcaps from cars
                                 E
Oh Jesús can I borrow your crowbar?
E                                           B
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
                                  C#m
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
                                         G#m
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
                                       E
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
E                                      B
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
                                      C#m
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Se7en"
                                   G#m
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
                                         E
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
E                                       B
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
                                         C#m
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
                                      G#m
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
                                         E
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God