Chord Gitar Bloodhound Gang - Hell Yeah Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar B)

Intro

 
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
 
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
 
 
[Hook]
      G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
      G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
      G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
      G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 1]
G#                              C             D#                  G# G# C D#
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V
G#                         C                  D#                  G# G# C D#
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bee
G#                              C               D#
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
G#                                C             D#
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
G#                           C                    D#
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
G#                               C            D#
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
       G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
       G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
        G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 2]
G#                         C                    D#                  G# G# C D#
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
G#                         C                    D#                   G# G# C D#
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
G#                              C                 D#
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
G#                               C                 D#
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
G#                             C                   D#
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
G#                               C             D#
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
      G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
      G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
      G# G# C D#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 3]
C#                                   G#
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
                                          A#m
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
                                      Fm
He goes by the name Jesús and steals hubcaps from cars
                                 C#
Oh Jesús can I borrow your crowbar?
C#                                           G#
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
                                  A#m
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
                                         Fm
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
                                       C#
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
C#                                      G#
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
                                      A#m
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Se7en"
                                   Fm
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
                                         C#
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
C#                                       G#
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
                                         A#m
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
                                      Fm
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
                                         C#
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God