Chord Gitar Bloodhound Gang - Hell Yeah Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar F#)

Intro

 
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
 
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
 
 
[Hook]
      C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
      C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
      C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
      C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 1]
C#                              F             G#                  C# C# F G#
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V
C#                         F                  G#                  C# C# F G#
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bee
C#                              F               G#
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
C#                                F             G#
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
C#                           F                    G#
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
C#                               F            G#
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
       C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
       C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
        C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 2]
C#                         F                    G#                  C# C# F G#
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
C#                         F                    G#                   C# C# F G#
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
C#                              F                 G#
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
C#                               F                 G#
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
C#                             F                   G#
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
C#                               F             G#
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
      C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
      C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
      C# C# F G#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 3]
F#                                   C#
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
                                          D#m
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
                                      A#m
He goes by the name Jesús and steals hubcaps from cars
                                 F#
Oh Jesús can I borrow your crowbar?
F#                                           C#
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
                                  D#m
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
                                         A#m
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
                                       F#
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
F#                                      C#
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
                                      D#m
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Se7en"
                                   A#m
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
                                         F#
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
F#                                       C#
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
                                         D#m
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
                                      A#m
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
                                         F#
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God