Chord Gitar Bloodhound Gang - Hell Yeah Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar E)

Intro

 
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
 
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
 
 
[Hook]
      D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
      D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
      D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
      D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 1]
D#                              G             A#                  D# D# G A#
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V
D#                         G                  A#                  D# D# G A#
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bee
D#                              G               A#
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
D#                                G             A#
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
D#                           G                    A#
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
D#                               G            A#
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
       D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
       D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
        D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 2]
D#                         G                    A#                  D# D# G A#
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
D#                         G                    A#                   D# D# G A#
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
D#                              G                 A#
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
D#                               G                 A#
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
D#                             G                   A#
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
D#                               G             A#
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
      D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
      D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
      D# D# G A#
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 3]
G#                                   D#
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
                                          Fm
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
                                      Cm
He goes by the name Jesús and steals hubcaps from cars
                                 G#
Oh Jesús can I borrow your crowbar?
G#                                           D#
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
                                  Fm
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
                                         Cm
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
                                       G#
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
G#                                      D#
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
                                      Fm
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Se7en"
                                   Cm
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
                                         G#
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
G#                                       D#
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
                                         Fm
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
                                      Cm
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
                                         G#
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God