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Intro

 
Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now!
 
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible!
 
 
[Hook]
      G G B D
Hell yeah
      G G B D
Hell yeah
      G G B D
Hell yeah
      G G B D
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 1]
G                              B             D                  G G B D
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V
G                         B                  D                  G G B D
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bee
G                              B               D
If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
G                                B             D
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
G                           B                    D
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
G                               B            D
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      G G B D
Hell yeah
       G G B D
Hell yeah
       G G B D
Hell yeah
        G G B D
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 2]
G                         B                    D                  G G B D
If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
G                         B                    D                   G G B D
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing
G                              B                 D
If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
G                               B                 D
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
G                             B                   D
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
G                               B             D
If I were God that's what I'd do, Heavens no
 
 
[Hook]
      G G B D
Hell yeah
      G G B D
Hell yeah
      G G B D
Hell yeah
      G G B D
Hell yeah
 
 
[Verse 3]
C                                   G
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
                                          Am
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
                                      Em
He goes by the name Jesús and steals hubcaps from cars
                                 C
Oh Jesús can I borrow your crowbar?
C                                           G
To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
                                  Am
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
                                         Em
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
                                       C
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God
C                                      G
So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
                                      Am
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Se7en"
                                   Em
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
                                         C
You just can't teach an old God new tricks
C                                       G
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
                                         Am
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
                                      Em
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
                                         C
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God