Intro
|C#5 |C#5 | 2x
|C#m |A |B |B | 2x
[Verse]
C#5 A5 B5
I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored
C#5 A5
And hiding from this phantom antigen
B5
That wants to send us to the morgue
[Chorus]
N.C. C#m A B
Quarantine, fuck this disease
C#m A B
I'd rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
C#m A B
Quarantine, no, not for me
C#m B
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
[Verse]
C#m A B
Some people hit the bottle, some people hit the books
C#m A B
Some people storm The Capitol, some second guess parenthood
C#m A
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
B
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
C#m A
So throw the shop doors open and save our economy
B
We don't need ICU beds or PPE
[Chorus]
N.C. C#m A B
Quarantine, fuck this disease
C#m A B
I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany
C#m A B
Quarantine, no, not for me
C#m A B
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
[Bridge]
C#m
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
G#maj7/C
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
C#m
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
E
We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE
[Solo]
|C#m |G#maj7/C |C#m |E E/D# |
[Chorus]
C#m A B
Quarantine, fuck this disease
C#m A B
I'm never shaking hands again and don't kiss me on the cheek
C#m
Fuck quarantine