Intro
|F5 |F5 | 2x
|Fm |C# |D# |D# | 2x
[Verse]
F5 C#5 D#5
I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored
F5 C#5
And hiding from this phantom antigen
D#5
That wants to send us to the morgue
[Chorus]
N.C. Fm C# D#
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Fm C# D#
I'd rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
Fm C# D#
Quarantine, no, not for me
Fm D#
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
[Verse]
Fm C# D#
Some people hit the bottle, some people hit the books
Fm C# D#
Some people storm The Capitol, some second guess parenthood
Fm C#
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
D#
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
Fm C#
So throw the shop doors open and save our economy
D#
We don't need ICU beds or PPE
[Chorus]
N.C. Fm C# D#
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Fm C# D#
I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany
Fm C# D#
Quarantine, no, not for me
Fm C# D#
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
[Bridge]
Fm
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
Cmaj7/E
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
Fm
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
G#
We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE
[Solo]
|Fm |Cmaj7/E |Fm |G# G#/G |
[Chorus]
Fm C# D#
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Fm C# D#
I'm never shaking hands again and don't kiss me on the cheek
Fm
Fuck quarantine