Intro
|D5 |D5 | 2x
|Dm |A# |C |C | 2x
[Verse]
D5 A#5 C5
I guess I'm blessed to be so fucking bored
D5 A#5
And hiding from this phantom antigen
C5
That wants to send us to the morgue
[Chorus]
N.C. Dm A# C
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Dm A# C
I'd rather be on Star Tours or stuck at the DMV
Dm A# C
Quarantine, no, not for me
Dm C
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
[Verse]
Dm A# C
Some people hit the bottle, some people hit the books
Dm A# C
Some people storm The Capitol, some second guess parenthood
Dm A#
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
C
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
Dm A#
So throw the shop doors open and save our economy
C
We don't need ICU beds or PPE
[Chorus]
N.C. Dm A# C
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Dm A# C
I'd rather watch some magic or do press in Germany
Dm A# C
Quarantine, no, not for me
Dm A# C
I thought that things were fucked up in 2019, fuck quarantine
[Bridge]
Dm
It'll disappear in April, just like a miracle
Amaj7/C#
We don't need social distance, we don't need old people
Dm
So throw the shop doors open, save our economy
F
We don't need ICU beds, we don't need PPE
[Solo]
|Dm |Amaj7/C# |Dm |F F/E |
[Chorus]
Dm A# C
Quarantine, fuck this disease
Dm A# C
I'm never shaking hands again and don't kiss me on the cheek
Dm
Fuck quarantine